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GrapeHunter

GrapeHunter

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Never had this issue before, and no, it's not due to homosexual relations.

Started having some cramping issues, and long story short I couldn't squeeze one out. Had to really get active on the toilet to get anything out, and now it's been a full two days since I've last pooped.

Need to buy some Miralax or eat more fiber. This is crazy. Anybody with some good words of encouragement, please lift my spirits with a comment below.

-GrapeHunter

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This is me whenever I'm not home. Took til day five of my last river trip. Within 10 minutes of getting home from a trip everything in my body wants to evacuate.
 
You need to squat. Human bodies didnt evolve to poo on toilets our ancestors were squat pooing for milleniums before John Crapper invented the toilet somewhere in medieval England.

Most days I skip the toilet in the morning. Instead I hold it a bit until I'm out in the bush at work. I wait until my crew or coworker split ways with me then I find a good spot with moss or leaves and proper footing for a deep squat. This releives my bowels satisfactorily. Hope this helps.
 
just did mad stretches and yoga, no dice. feeling bloated, pounding water. Been drinking my usual daily amount of water tho. Trying Miralax tomorrow if I don't pass this
 
Works wonders brother

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14549223:littleman34 said:
Most days I skip the toilet in the morning. Instead I hold it a bit until I'm out in the bush at work. I wait until my crew or coworker split ways with me then I find a good spot with moss or leaves and proper footing for a deep squat. This releives my bowels satisfactorily. Hope this helps.
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I JUST SQUEEZED OUT A GOOD LOG! I just had a lengthy and difficult battle on the toilet and would not take no for an answer. I came out victorious, pushing out a nice log. I didn't come out unscathed, but man is that a huge step back to normalcy. Now for these two servings of Miralax to kick in...
 
14549457:GrapeHunter said:
I JUST SQUEEZED OUT A GOOD LOG! I just had a lengthy and difficult battle on the toilet and would not take no for an answer. I came out victorious, pushing out a nice log. I didn't come out unscathed, but man is that a huge step back to normalcy. Now for these two servings of Miralax to kick in...
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you show that turn who is boss!
 
I ain’t no doctor but I think what you have is called a thigh ass hole… simple but costly way to get rid is too buy any pivot model and stick it up… if scared landing back seat on it with out thinking about it might help
 
14549486:toesnail said:
I ain’t no doctor but I think what you have is called a thigh ass hole… simple but costly way to get rid is too buy any pivot model and stick it up… if scared landing back seat on it with out thinking about it might help
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currently tearing apart of FKS 18 to paint and mount. never ridden pivots before, maybe this will help with my issue
 
I come bearing great news. Had two real soft BM's today, the Miralax really did a great job. Im happy to say I think im back on track, excited to see where this week takes me!
 
14549213:r00kie said:
This is me whenever I'm not home. Took til day five of my last river trip. Within 10 minutes of getting home from a trip everything in my body wants to evacuate.
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same. ill shit atleast once a day while home but if i stay at a friends for a couple days i wont even have the thought too.
 
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