I AM A MOVIE MASTER!

winterparksuks

winterparksuks

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ok ask me a question on dumb and dumber, apocylpse now, pulp fiction, dreamcatcher,caddyshack,the matrix or the lord of the rings trilogy and i will know the answer!

it cant be about the credits though

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
Lord of the Rings? You think because you've seen the movies you can answer trivia about LOTR...ok, let's see.

1. On whose horse did Frodo ride to the ford of Rivendell?

2. Who answers the riddle to open the gates of Moria?

3. Which Two Towers does the title of the second section of LOTR refer to?

If you answer those wrong, never speak of LOTR again.

 
4. What is the name of King Theoden's dead son?

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
5. What color boxers am I wearing right now?

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
6. What brand?

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
^But you are Ron Jeremy!

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
in lord of the rings movie and the book do you notice how gimli and legolas kind of have corny lines and become inseparable? i think a secret relationship of dwarve and elf.

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

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in the fellowship of the rings, what is showing in frame 100,753

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
this kid is kinda lame. You don't see me on here saying, 'I can answer any Star Wars trivia. Be it from the movies or Expanded Universe.'

Wait I just did

Ha. Ha.
 
yeah he is full of it.

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

-311-

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hey fuckers i will answer them i've been gone for a day and a half

elvish food- lambas bread

frodo is on arwens horse

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
frodo-elijah wood

gandalf-ian mckellan

saurman-christopher lee

bilbo-ian holm

elrond-hugo weaving

gimli-john rhys davis

legolas-orlando bloom

aragorn-viggo mortensen

merry-dominac monaghan

pipin-billy boyd

sam- sean astin

any other ?

in apocilypse now

laurence fishburne plays clean

martin sheen was extremly ill while filming the end

marlen brando played kurtz

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
That's one wrong, jackass. Frodo rode on Glorfindel's horse to the ford of Rivendell. Care to take a stab at the other 2? you'll get them wrong, because you think you know LOTR trivia by seeing the movies. Never call yourself the master of anything involving LOTR again, me and that other guy who knows stuff about LOTR (Krongos? I think) will rout you.

 
noone asked about apocolypse now, and way to spell fucktard

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Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Only Westcoaster in the Eastcoast Cult

 
uh...did it ever occur to anyone that he could just find the part of the movie you are talking about on his dvd then answer on the internet and no one would be the wiser?

phish *live* at fleetcenter on Dec. 2 is gonna be so sick
 
That's the point, if he looks them up on his DVD he'll get them wrong, because Peter Jackson did too.

 
hey people have done worse.....

if you define' fucktard ' i will give you a lollypop now run off to school

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
you can only know this one if you've read the BOOKS:

what is the horses name that sam rides until they get to the misty mountains?

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
who saves sam from getting eatin by the tree? thats in the book too.

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

-311-

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ok i admit i dont know a lot of shit about lotr

i thought i could answer some though i do know a lot about dumb and dumber and apocolypse now

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
that one was super easy. tom bombadil. kinda a qeer fellow.

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

-311-

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ok that guy who was braggin about lotr, well you know fuckstain he didn't say he knew lotr itself, he said he knows the movies. and if you paid attention for one second, you'd notice you asked him questions that you admit he got right in the sense of the movie, but not in the book. now if he said he were the book master, then you wouldn't be such a fuckstain, but you are.

 
^ that could have been said a little more polite.

easy ???

Caddyshack - who played the best game of their life before getting hit by lightening

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'when one gun can't convince someone, pull out the second' - desson
 
OK I ADMIT IT I AM NOT A FUCKING MOVIE MASTER!!!

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
quote aragorns pre battle speech in return of the king (i can do it)

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
fine, how bout- how do you say 'sit down' in elvish? spell it phonetically

(i can do that too)

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Caden: Are you a retard? I don't believe people so fucking dumb actually exist. He said, 'Ask me any question about the lord of the rings trilogy'. Jesus how many times have you fallen on your head? You can't read anymore? And you get off by insulting people over the internet? Grow the fuck up. Eat shit, you're a waste of time.

Guy above 1 or 2 posts with the star wars trivia: He was being sarcastic about the enterprise thing, in case you missed that.

Krongos: Why would you spell it phonetically when you can spell it right? Anyways to sit is a prefix in quenya, 'ham-'.

Quenlle sina lammen?

Uuner uma, n'dela no'ta.

 
And once again james you prove your a dumbass geek wanna be fag homo

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin - Dedicated to Mr Caylor.

 
Ortolan, haha... look at this fucking goof!

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His name is Max Rebo, he was the leader of that band?

Why is boba fett's armor a diff color in the old movies than in the new ones?

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DyNoMiTe!
 
holy shit dude, again, the kid who is bragging about lotr... he did say trilogy... movie trilogy... he said he's the movie master. movie masters know movies. not books. who cares if the movie's off, he knows what is 'wrong' then.geez.

 
You didn't get the idea obviously... he said he knew stuff about the 'LOTR trilogy.' not the 'LOTR movies'. I was just pointing out that there IS a big difference, like you said, and he shouldn't talk about knowing LOTR just because he knows the movies. THAT was the point. You restated it nicely and missed it completely. And it took over 50 posts to clarify this...

 
ok, you^^, he never mentioned books at all, i don;t care if he talked about the LOTR trilogy, if you would read the name of the thread it says 'i am a movie master'...MOVIE, not BOOKS

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Poniverus
 
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