I am a master at selling things

GatoGordo

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For the summer, I work at a Vermont State park, and I basically just sit at the computer, mostly on NS. Today, I was sitting outside of the office on the picknic table talking with the ranger, when I smell something pretty familiar lingering out of the woods. So I say to the ranger, "You smell that weed?" and he replies "yes" and just after he replied, I see three asian-eyed kids come strolling off of the trail, and walk up to the office. The people wanted to get change for the showers, but instead of the usual couple of dollers, they wanted two rolls of quarters, which is $20. I gave them the rolls, and I asked them if they wanted to buy some ice cream. They spent a few seconds looking at the pictures of the ice cream, when I suggested to them that they buy a Ben & Jerry's Half Baked bar. They ended up buying three of them, and went back off into the woods.
 
dude you sold ben&jerrys to high oriental kids.....you would be the master if you sold the oriental kids to ben&jerrys............
 
Usually you don't have to sell things to blazed kids, they just walk in and buy it. You're skills = none.
 
wow howcome no one gets that he's joking about being a master at selling things..... it was ahhhhviously a joke so theres no need to point out that baked people get munchies.

and what it the asian eyed kids were just asians? oooo00o0oOO0oOO0o0o
 
you sold "half baked" ice cream bars to three baked kids.. they wanted the ice cream and they probably laughed there ass off at the name
 
no i'm pretty sure they weren't oriental kids...when you get high you get "chink eyed" or whatever you want to call it. i think that's what he meant...
 
haha, dude you're such a hater. the story was meant to just be funny anyways, it ain't like the kid thinks he's gonna be a hollywood real estate agent.

word on the story.
 
sweet next time tell them that youll make an extra special icecream for all of their quarters
 
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