I am a goose

[jKutcher]

elaborate

 

[Greenish]

i am also a male goose

 

[tjski]

well seeing that in today's sport of easter egg hunting i see that the progression is just amazing..i mean rabbits dont lay eggs, why would they hide them?

 

[doublexl]

i am not a goose but a beautiful swan.

 

[Greenish]

fuck i wish i would have thought of that

 

[quebecfreestyler]

I'm a parrot

 

[jKutcher]

well seeing as how im a duck its clear i didnt make this thread

 

[GatoGordo]

You got chosen in duck duck goose?

 

[R.Fahey]

Duck, Duck, duck, duck duck duck ______

 

[b-kul]

i am a sparrow.

 

[GetPitted]

GOOSE

 

[DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX]

i know a kid that can make goose noises......

 

[[]Soul_Steeze[]]

im a mallard!!!

uh oh...here comes a flock of wah wahs!

wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah, wah wah wah

 

[Edward.]

i like chickens. im a chickenerologist and i mate with them

 

[breckfreeskier]

If you have more then on goose, and it is geese, then if you have more then one gaper, is it also geese?

 

[Krush]

i know people that hunt geese with 8 guage shotguns. now those fuckers'll do some damage

 

[mtbakerteacher]

Geebs.

 

[Edward.]

hahaha im going to start saying that from now

 

[[]Soul_Steeze[]]

if the plural of goose is geese, how come the plural of moose isn't meese?

think about that one while you try to fall asleep tonight!!!

 

[Hairmetaler]

because they dont lay them so finding them is rare and they want to keep them to themselves

 

[freshlyDIPPED]

im a better goose

 

[grams.]

meow.

 

[scientist]

You are stuck in a garbage truck. You were simply curious about the left over food left in the trash, and while scrounging for that impossible dream, you were nabbed and thrown into a truck. you will never see your family again, and a child will cry itself to sleep tonight.

 

[EL_FINRE]

im a gay fluffy panda that likes almonds

 

[TheMoostafian]

im an aardvark

grr?

 

[Hairspray]

im a duck that drinks alot of ginseng

 

[faux_real]

I've got a mess of bitches giving up the cloaca.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca

 

[BULLSEMEN]

i always thought of you as a oven

 

[jKutcher]

to tell the truth i am a clown

 

[BULLSEMEN]

oh jeez. i guess i was a little bit off

 

[GUZ]

i am a fire breathing dragon

 

[GetPitted]

I'm an armadillo

 

[Wrkn4ThaWeekend]

im a duck

 

[jhackbeez]

your a very well duck

 

[james44]

I AM A MAN

 

[Casey]

i like turtles

 

[TheButterHashira]

Duck Duck Duck GOOOSE!!!!!

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

 

[TheButterHashira]

I am naked covered in petroleum jelly and cat hair.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Well, this thread totally kicks ass.

 

[proZach]

you're a silly goose.

stan, call your friend an asshole like normal kids.

 

[Billiards.]

Im a pilatipus.

 

[word-sauce]

as a child i was never chosen as a goose however your post warms my heart. as a non goosling i suffer from numerous disabilities such as i have an enormous sexual attraction to gooses;its jealousy

 

[GetPitted]

Thats hot.

 

[east_toast]

im a kid who wants to eat a goose

 

[james44]

your obscure obsession with geese implies to me that you, yourself are in fact not a goose but rather the one and only, ugly duckling

boobies

 

[HHB]

in the english dicitonary if a word contains after a consonant -us then when in the plural form it drops -us and takes on -i

cactus- cacti

Taurus- tauri

abacus- abaci

octopus- octopi

fungus- fungi

goose- geese

 

[Peter.]

 

[BeerGoggles]

No. I am Goose

 

[timmi]

*retardo voice*

I AM SAAAAAAAM

 

[breckfreeskier]

YES! so more then one bus is known as bi