i almost died friday night

sherLocke

sherLocke

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friday night (4th of july) i was at my cousins lakehouse and i drank way too much. this story is from what he and his buddies told him by the way. i weigh 140 and i had 12 coronas and 3 shots of vodka. i passed out on the end of the dock and nobody noticed cuz they were closer to shore around the fire. i started to throw up and because i was rolling around vomiting and i was so close to the edge i fell in the water. luckily one of my cousins freinds saw the whole thing and jumped in and grabbed me before a sank the nice 23 feet off the end of the dock and drowned. i woke up saturday at like 2 in the afternoon, freezing cold, sweating, my stomach all to shit, and a migrane that made my skull feel like it was going to explode. i feel bad cuz i had to drive home today and never got to thank the kid cuz he left saturday morning, he saved my fuckin life. im never drinking that much again, it was so scary. i still feel like a piece of shit headache, chills and the shakes. dont drink more then you can handle is all i gotta say...

-paul

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

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fuck that...once you get past the hungover everymorning stage its SOOOOO GOOOOOD....Keep trying my son. mabe get rid of the shots after the beer tho...thats what will fuck you.

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dude, you can't stop getting wasted just because you almost drowned. Thats part of getting wasted is the adventures. One time I had to walk 2 miles home half naked while drunk after I got my ass kicked and the next weekend i got even more drunk. A couple of weekends after that we got my friends car stuck in the lake. The closer you get to dieing, the more fun it gets.

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That really sucks. You are really lucky. I suggest not drinking as much or atleast don't have shots after beer like CJ said.

 
beer before liquer never sicker. liquer before beer your in the clear...

two nights ago i got fucking smashed with the boys. we decided to go for a stroll around 1:30...we walked till about 6am. good times...i fought the pavement. fucking ground. i kicked its ass. too bad a got a swollen all fist now.

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^haha, yeah one time i got kicked out of a friends house and spent the night on the side of the city bypass. not to bad except i was awoken early by the military police and told to take my self home. so instead i climbed a hill and slept. I was witha friend who was equally wasted.

oh the good times. it wasnt untill later that i reliased my shoe was in the middle of the bypass. dunno how it got there but i never goit it back. i promptly saw a big 18 wheeler squish it....

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i've built many docks in my years, and unless it's a floating dock (which are GHEY!) they must've had some serious shit to tackle a job like that.

Or it's one of those retractable docks...which are also GHEY!!



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His dock might have been pretty long and some lakes slope down really steeply. I was at a lake on 4th of July that off of their dock was like 15 feet. So its very possible.

 
Haha, interesting story.. Was the water cold? Too bad you didnt get to talk to that kid who saved your life.. at least your alive now though.

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rushford lake in new york. i think its in tioga county, not sure. its a private lake with houses and stuff all over the shore. and yes it is 23 feet off the dock cuz they drain a good 30 feet of water through a dam in the winter so the freezing doesnt wreck all the bulkheads and docks. we measured it then. its a combination of the dock being pretty long, like 50 feet or more, and the steep dropoff of the lake bottom. and i didnt say i was giving up on alcohol, just not that much. and i took the shots like periodically it wasnt all at once after i drank all that beer. i just drank too much for me size, it was also on an empty stomach cuz we spent most of our money on beer and liquor and fireworks and didnt buy that much food cuz we are idiots hehe. just a funny side story. that night we ha been lighting off huge fireworks, like 20-30 bux a pop, i mean they were big fuckers. well one didnt go up instead it went to the side and exploded on the neighbors house and left a huge black melted spot on the siding, good thing they werent home or else we would been toasted. they hate my cousins as it is.

-paul

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
i dont remember any of it, my cuz told me what happenned. but i dont think the water was cold. we took the temp during the day and it was like 78, it was nice.

-paul

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
it just came outta the launcher and took off sideways. it was fucked up. we also had some quarter sticks. duct taped them to rocks, lit em, check um out in the lake and like a few seconds later you hear a muffled explosion, water comes flyin up, and smoke comes of the water and shit, its awesome.

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
wouldn't the water extinguish the fuse?

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no, water doesn't put fuses out, nor does stomping them. I learned all that when i accidently lit a bottlerocket off in my friends house. Also keeping them under your shoe just burns the carpet.

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dude your size doesn't really have much do wiht how drunk you got, bceause peopel smaller than you can drink double that, its just your tolerance...

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your size really has not a whole lot to do with it as the previous post said. That really is not that much alcohol though.

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duncans right,body weight does not matter,its how often you drink and how body can take it,some people drink like 3 beers and theyre fucked and puke all over where as some people can drink a 24 no problem,

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No, water doesnt do anything. Thats why people throw M-80s in toliets and flush them.. they blow up in the piping and mess up the whole plumbing.. Someone did that at work last year.. the whole bathroom stall was blown up cause i think it went off before it went into the pipes. lol

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actually weight has a lot to do with it. if you have more body mass you have more blood in your body overall. more blood means more space for the alcohol youve consumed to dissolve into. say a 100 pound man drinks a six pack and a 200 pound man drinks a six pack. the 100 pound man will have a higher BAC as compared to the 200 pound man. in the lighter man the ratio of alcohol to blood is higher cuz there is less blood for the alcohol to dissolve into and visa versa with the fat guy. its pretty much common sense. and yeah your right tolerance does have a lot to do with it but not all. for me who drinks mabye twice a month and i only weigh 140, 12 coronas and 3 shots of vodka are a lot. doesnt matter im starting to laugh about it now and theres a party tommorrow and ill prob end up getting drunk off my ass again.

-paul

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
that sucks dude, we were at a concert on the 4th and I was fucked up as hell from 3 powerful doses and was tripping really hard and the guy camped next to us was giving us whippets and my drunk ass friend did the entire balloon and passed out onto our gigantic fire and got burned pretty bad it sucked. after that at like 4 in the morning we saw a guy get hit by a car and he just hobbled away really trashed, it was goign pretty slow but it looked like it hurt and it fucked the car up

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/\ damn kid and i thought i was cuttin it close haha. youve got people fallin in fires and gettin run over.

-paul

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
hah yea i saw the guy that got hit the next day limping like crazy but he was still at the show and when we asked him about getting hit he looked shocked and wsa like i wondered why my leg got all fucked up.

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HAHAHHAHA he didnt even realize it.. thats funny

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yes i know body mass does have effect obviously,but some big fuckers could have a couple drinks and be drunk cuz they have low tolerance, take a bum for example, if you walked up to one and gave him a 40 of wiesers,he'd down that bottle in no time due to to high tolerance and more than likely hed be skinny as fuck

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yeah dont do to much more than u can handle, i fell of a dock drunk but it was only into 3 feet of water, and then i made the mistake of doin the shots after beer and shot my friend in the head with a paintball gun, he had a rough time explaining that to his parents

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^ i been so close to that so many times...fucking pigs

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last weekend we lit off some fireworks, and one guy was holding them in his hands and firing them parallel to the water. Well one had more kick than he could handle. It flew past meabout a foot to my right and went off a few more times. another one was stick in the ground, and somehow didn't fire straight, but made a circle about 5 feet just off the ground. the people behind the fireworks freaked. it was funny

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on the 4th of july some kid died in a lake near my house, his face got so fucked up they couldnt identify him...scary shit

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/\ how did he die dude? that sounds terrible.

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
haha P-JO is hardcore. I've been in the drunk tank. sucked ASS.

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I guess if things would have went a little differently i could have died friday night also. (See fireworks accidents post)

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my friend has a switch blade, and we started playing with it. somehow we ended up wrestling over it, he dropped it, and when i tried to pick it out of the air, the force of my hand stabbed him in the leg. im only 15, so sobering up to tell his parents was a bitch. he got like 7 stitches, and if it were a 3 inches over, it would have hit an artery.

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yikes man , u better call that kid and thank him

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