I almost burned down an outhouse

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Jaskittin

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So, my brother and I were forced to go on this fam camping trip, and since it's almost 4th of july, i took my bro down and grabbed some fireworks. So, we walked down to another campsite and started launching some shit. Well, after about five min, that got boring.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

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they went in there and flame thrower farted on a pile of cherry bombs stacked to the brim of the toilet seat

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Sorry accidently pressed reply, so then i started chuking stuf in the outhouse, and then i decided to throw a satern missile pack down the toilet. So, the all go off, then i hear my brother start freaking out, and i can hear sizzling, and a nasty ass smell, and i realized some shit was on fire. I decided that i was going to piss on it. That smelled worse, but eventually, the fire went out, and i didnt get screwed, but funny as hell tho.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

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i worked for an excavation company last summer, and around the fourth, we got a call from someone on our site, and we went down there, and the plastic outhouse had completely melted and ran 50 feet or so down the curb, like a giant, shit filled candle. it was really cool looking, and since we subcontracted from the portajohn company, we didn't have to clean it up

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ha ha u pissed on it nice

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

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you ALMOST burned down an outhouse you shoulda finished the job and not pussied out. when shit goes down you run thats how fireworks work! next time finish the shitter off and than piss on its cold dead melted bits

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
wow if you did that in new york you woould be in jail....its illegal to buy fireworks

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*firecrackers

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What does this have to do with Donnie Darko?

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almost doesn't count. Go back and douse that fucker with gas and finnish what you've started.

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i singed my hair with a roman candle and burnt and was shooting my friend and burnt a hole in his crotch wit ha shot

 
anyone ever been to south of the border? its a sweet place to go if your heading north or south. lots of fireworks. and the outhouse-house connection with donnie darko is rediculous.

Donnie darko burned down a whole house, not a piece of shit (no pun intended) outhouse. second he did it on purpose and not because he was playing with fireworks and lit poop on fire.

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Thats what I was thinking

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this is all nothing my uncle his friends and i went to a wide open field and started having a firework war with roman candles artillery shells and everything.while it was happening we video taped it and put some parts in slo-mo like when a artillery shell exploded in my teams face and when my uncles roman candle caught his brothers shirt on fire it was sweet ill have to find a way to post the video on this site.

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Ya, i smelled like shit, i was gunna just ride it out and see what happend, but my little bro was there, and he wud tell on me, and my parents are strict, so i wuda never got to drive and shit like that again.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

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do you guys in canada ever get to play with fireworks? cuz thats one of the best parts of the summer is getting to blow stuff up and i just don't ever here of this happening in canada

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
yeah my friends and i had a fight with roman candles at our ski area parking lot, it feels like less than a paintball, just onfire

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In minnesota they can only be sold two weeks before the fourth and one week before new years. The rest of the year they're illegal so everybody stockpiles them to last the whole year

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only pussy ones are legal here in ny. this one person on the news said that if the package was colorful and had instructions, it was legal. how retarded is that? but yea i stock up when i go south with my cousin.this one time when we stopped for gas, the place across the street had a deal where if you got 25$ in gas, yopu got a free pack of fireworks

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Ya, MT used to allow some sweet shit, like 8 oz. bottle rockets and roman candals, but then did away with that shit. ITs gay.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

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