Hypotheticaly

qbehr

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a terrorist runs into your house and he can kill 2 people
Eva Mendesmegan foxjessica alba
which one lives
 
alba from a few years ago, when she looked like this

Jessica-Alba-Lean-Body.jpg
 
Jessica Alba lives, the country goes into lockdown for 1 year. We Drink a bottle of wine then fuck for a year straight only pausing when we Disconnect the shuttle from the launch platform on the way to the shower. the end.
 
reminds me of the office."if i was in a room with toby, osama bin laden, and sadam hussein, and i was given a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot toby twice"-Michael Scott. i probably just butchered it
 
that's too easy

fuck pam- she's the hottest

kill rosie- cause it's fucking rosie o donald

marry oprah- she's rich.

 
fuck shrek- he probs gots a big dick.

kill rosie- because its fucking rosie o donnel

and marry mini me because, well just because.
 
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