hypothetical question

no question there...i want the cold

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hmmm, if you always had a cold, then it would be hard getting girls because you would be all gross. but man thats a hard one........hmm.........diarrhea

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

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easy...cold

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yeah, well you could wear a grown-up diaper... I hate the feeling of having a cold, so diarrhea it is

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Your anus would get so calloused from all the wiping... blah. Think of how chafed it gets after just a couple days of diarreah.

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depends on how severe of either. None severe than cold, but a severe cold is pretty chitty, but diarhea is pretty shitty too

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
You all may say Diarrhea now, but I'm sure you'll change your minds the next time you're either up on the hill, or about to get lucky, and then you feel it coming our of your ass.

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'Your father is the one that says fuck all the time, I say shit,'
-my mom
 
a cold. because medicine can calm it down, even if it doesnt make it better, you can always chill out a cold alittle. a sniffly nose for the rest of ur life isnt THAT big of a deal.

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
ahahahahah justin, nice pun. I would take the cold no questions asked. I like my freedome from toilets for long periods of time, and the whole not getting dehydrated and dieing thing is a bonus too.

Like a virgin on promnight!

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'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
yeah...I've had a brutal cold for like 2 weeks, and that is easily more derireable than diarohhea.

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze
 
does this cold include a fever? if so i'm going with the runs

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
what about a little bit of a cold, and a little bit of dierriha-- shit forgot how to spell it

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
I would take the cold hands down, fever is still better than chron dia. ^^^

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cold hands down as well.... at least you can still continue your life normally, without having to run to the bathroom every 10 minutes... plus a stuffy nose is far less embarrassing that both shitting your pants and making other peoples bathrooms smell, all the time. no one would want to be around you.

-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
 
you can have a cold during sex, but imagine the complications that would arise if you had diarrhea during sex. plus, colds are easier to deal with at school and work

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