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powder99

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i just got home from our big grad party and there was a hypnotist, i never believed that stuff would work but i got hypnotised and that shit is scary, wierdest thing ever. he got me pretending i was watching the funniest movie ever then all of a sudden changed to the saddest movie ever and i was balling my eyes out, then he made 3 of us think we were on fear factor and made us eat gummie worms but he made us think that they were the grossest worms in the world and i was gagging and almost throwing up, anyone else been hypnotised? i want to hear your experiances

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BE YOURSELF
 
weird. hypnosis is kinda freaky

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

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never been myself, but ive watched it a couple times. Each O-week a guy comes and does it. About 12-20 people go up in front of about 4000 other people. He gets them to do the funniest shit. Seriously the hardest ive ever laughed

Go suck a railroad spike, I haven't got any money
 
Yeah i was watching Jammie Kennedy Experiment on WB and they got a guy to hypnotise another one to believe he like purposely hit him and shit! So funny. Then they did it like 2 more times but making the guy pretend he was naked, and another time laughing like hell! So damn funny! I want to learn!

I Bent My Wookie
 
we had a hypnotist at our grad party too. He made these kids believe they were five years old and were watching porn on TV. All the kids started covering their eyes, except for one guy. He was right in to it and looked like he was about to whip it out. He also made the same kid think he was giving birth. It was quite a funny thing to see.

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at the one I was at, he made all the guys (up on stage) get out of their seats and to the stage, and told them they were all huge bodybuilders competing for mr. universe. they all started flexing and shit, taking their shirts off, then suddenly he told them they were all naked. all of them tried to cover up and run behind chairs or whatever they could find...except one guy. he was going nuts, dancing, screaming, running all over flauting it. it was fucking hilarious

Go suck a railroad spike, I haven't got any money
 
fuck seeing a hypnotist, i wanna be a hypnotist. Think about ti, hypnotize a hot girl into thinking that your the hottest guy in the world and make her have a huge sex drive for u. Thatd be sweet.

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
it just like being normal but you just see things in the wat the Hypnotist descrbed them, such as the worms or the chair.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
I have studyed hypnosis for a while now, it is very interesting the way it works. Although I am not a pro, I can still hypnotize the odd fellow.

- Marc
 
we had a hypnotis at our grad party and he made everybody so relaxed they were falling into each others arms. this one guy was between two hot chicks that were lying all over him. it was tight he made em do all kinds of wacky shit after that.

 
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