Hypnotist - Tom DeLuca

hendrik.

hendrik.

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Oh my fucking god...he just performed here and it was probably the funniest thing i have EVER seen in my entire life.... one chick was told that she was britney spears, and she started singing and giving lap dances to random people...

soooo fucking funny, if he is ever near you, GO SEE HIM!!

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i swear to drunk im not god.

1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.

$$Team 7-Fold Ski$$
 
he goes to my school every year for orientation. he's hilarious. the only thing is he does the same act everytime. the last girl to do the britney spears thing was wearing a skirt and it wasn't pretty. my favorite is when he gets someone to believe that fruit have feelings too

'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.'
 
he might not be the same guy but every yr at after prom theres a hypnotist and he does all this wacky shit

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
NO, THEY ARE MY FRIENDS

five minutes later

the banana is saying evil things.... i am going to eat him

20 seconds later

OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE??!

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn
i swear to drunk im not god.

1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.

$$Team 7-Fold Ski$$
 
hahahaha i love it

'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.'
 
'when they wake up, they're gonna realize that their butt is missing. they can't find their butts...'

people freak out on that one. one of my friends cried

'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.'
 
every year one comes to town here. his name is paul royter and each and every year the same handicapped lady goes up to get hypnotized. a couple years ago she fell off the stage and got hurt hahahhaha fuck it was hilarious just to see her thinking her chair was a wheel chair and she motored towards the edge and BAM right on her fucken face

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
i might go to prom now just to get hypnotized

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
...when they had the hypnotist guy come for our orientation, he hyponotised the whole group at the same time and told them they would feel the 'most pleasurable feelings ever'...and you could tell the sluts that were there becaue their heads were back, moaning and shit whith there hands on the front of their pants .... hilarious

 
Haha, oh man. If I ever get the chance, that's going to be one of my life goals right there. Ever since one hypnotized my mom and made her piss her pants all those years ago.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
thats some fucked up shit... i bet you there all rapists

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
^ahaha....or even worse...they're jewish....

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
haha, he was doing a show at hudson valley a couple weeks back, i wanted to go, but couldn't. i heard it was hilarious though.......

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Home of the Rotating Signature
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'damn. that is hotter than 3 660 pound viatnamese whores drenched in chocolate and spread out in a bed of flower....maybe I will keep this to myself. '
- GhostDragon, on a piece of artwork.
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
why would you find a 50 year old jewish guy ass raping 5 little 8 year old children 'hilarious'?

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
a girl at my school actually got off on stage when the hypnotist told her she was getting the best head ever. Two guys also posed in various sexual positions together and one got a boner. One guy was told to strip and then go itn othe audience and dance and some guy in the audience grabebd his boob so he started lap dancing the dude haha. And he told them all that there was a puppy in their arms and then got them to name it then took one 'puppy' from this girl and punted it off the stage. She cried.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
hahahahahaa....that is the funniest thing i've heard in a while. i seriously just laughed out loud pretty hard. i haven't lost it from something that i read in a while. good job.

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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situtation off. Don't act like you're not impressed.' -Anchorman
 
I wonder if a hypnotist has ever been hypnotized...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
I thought he title said hypnotist denstist. Is there such thing? THat would be brutal if you woke up...

One of those free ipod things... Works in Canada too!
 
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