Hy my name is Bryan...

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user098123

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And I'm an alcoholic. I really think I may be, I drank like a whole fifth last night and passed out in my dorm room (Not sure how I got there). I was looking stuff up online and apparantly excessive alcoholism can cause appendages to be tingly/numb. My whole right leg feels like it was numbed and its really scaring me. All in all I'm done getting drunk, maybe just some beers now and again.
 
It said I'm an alcoholic haha. And I'm not done entirely, just not gonna get drunk anymore. Cause Fuck it was bad last night. And it didn't help I was hanging out with a chick I'm diggin so I think I may have fucked that up.

I just got done cleaning up my own puke :( It looks like its laundry today..
 
fucking freshman, when are you kids gonna learn that passing out is hard core, and completley normal, also swearing off drinking is for bitches, and the best way to cure a hang over is to drink more, if you don't get drunk, or frunk tonight, you're a little bitch.
 
dude, you better not stick to drinking like bud light and all that other water downed shit, and real skiers drink whiskey, or crystol if their ballers. What's the worst thing about swearing off the hard stuff? telling your mom your gay.
 
Haha cheap beer is better than 5 O'Clock which is what i usually drink. Hit up the smirnoff last night though, mmm it goes down smooth.
 
dude what does 5-O have to do with Whiskey or Crystol? nothing. Go, do yourself a favor, and buy a bottle of JACK, and when that goes down smooth, you know your having a good time, you can start out by mixing it with some coke, but by the end of the night, just take it straight, then you can pretend your cool, because coolness comes from amount of alcohol consumed and nothing else. And as for cheap beer, just remeber, it's cheap beer, would you do a cheap hooker? Have some class, for god's sake, drinking isn't about getting drunk it's about how much style you have while your soing it, try getting a tin cup that you always keep with you while drinking your whiskey, or a chalice. Chalices will get you bitches like no other.
 
haha i drink the stuff cuase...i'm cheap. And I hate Jack. Usually its all bacardi and Miller High Life but I don't got that kinda cash right now.
 
Have you tried huffing? stuff like glue, and brake cleaner get you fucked up for really cheap, or make your own, just get a jug of non pasturized apple cider and leave it there for like a month, that shit rocks. And if your a really cheap fucker, just mooch good stuff of other people and tell them you'll pay 'em back, and then don't. And when they ask you about it tell them you were drunk, and you don't remember saying anything.
 
pussy, you havent experienced college life until you've been on a true bender. 4 days no sleep, boozin like mad, having friends drive you to dennys in pullman to buy more beer and eat pancakes, skip class, puking and rallying back and finally after youve ran out of your hard a and all your 30 bombs of stones you buy a pony keg and split it between the few friends who have actually made it this far. that is the pinacale of every college man's life, the sweet nectar of a fine cold brew that you cant even taste or remember after your sleepless nights and you just want to puke your guts out.

you know what i say to you? drink
 
fuckin right doggy, this kid knows his his shit. it's not a matter of money, you can spend all your money on booze, because after you've drank enough, it doesn't even matter that you're broke, out of school, and live on the streets, just get drunk enough to forget about it.

don't be a pussy bitch
 
I haven't experienced this? You've obviously never been to welcome week at michigan state. It was 5 days this year though.
 
im talking about no sleep, and constant beer runs, if you did it like thats thats cool, im tired of hearin freshmen say they were on a weekend bender when they get a good 10 hours of sleep each night, thats chicken shit
 
only alcoholics can spell hi wrong.

jkz

you probably slept on it badly like timmi said beofre
 
yeah i was like fuck that, i could have said yes to about 60% of them, but like i dont drink because im shy..but it definetly helps everone be more social
 
you know ur an alcoholic when

1. you drink every night of the week

2.you depend on it every day of your life

3 you cant function without it

4. you have sex with nasty girls and dont use protection

5. are dumb enough to forget to buy condoms and have sex with nasty girls

6. lower your standards so you have sex with nasty girls

7. fuck fat chicks

8. suck at liife

9. be blacked out and have a sex with a fat chick as shes throwing up

and finally 10

10. drink two 5ths at least one night ever week then have sex with a fat chick and her ugly friend whole throwing up all over there backs.. and their on their periods...

thats when you know you need help
 
hahaha im an alcoholic! the quiz makes drinking seem like its a one off event.. like "Has your ambition decreased since drinking?" since when drinking? like the last time i had a drink? my first drink?
 
you've honeslty never been to michigan tech. Parties at msu are so pussy, there will be like 100 people and everyone is fired up because there is a keg, parties at tech consist of like 30 people and no less than 3 kegs. come up for winter carnival, there's a week long bender that you can tell your mom about. Michigan state ain't got shit on us.
 
that test is fucked, I've been drunk two times in the past year and I'm one 'yes' away from being an alcoholic.

"has your efficiency decreased since drinking ?" hahaha
 
Haha I've actually been up to Tech already this year, and plan on going up a few more times. Have friends up there. Plan on coming up to hit up bohemia and stuff...and when I was there, we went down 'frat lane' or whatever it was called as well as some houses and people dorms...and ya it had Nothing on MSU haha. Though I hear Winter Carnival is supposed to be pretty sick, maybe I'll hit it up.
 
i drank a whole bottle of smirnoff a couple months ago, and pissed on my bean bag chair in the middle of the night not knowing. i went to the doctor for a physical a few weeks later... my liver is "one of the healthiest he's seen" you'll be fine. i bet you just slept on your leg wrong ^^
 
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