Hurricanes: African American Style!

[KRASHED]

Well, it appears our

African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed

about.

A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of

hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.She would prefer some names that

reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal,

and Jamal. She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language

that street people can understand. I can hear it now:



A weatherman in Orlando says...

"Wazzup,

Mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch

rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo' Ho, leave yo crib,

and head fo' de nearest guv'ment office fo yo FREE shit!"

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

haha " All nigga's its lootingt time so grab yo gatz en get the fuckin shit right hurrrr

 

[DYFI]

Hahaha. That translation was terrible, and by terrible i mean amazing.

 

[NFproductions]

hahahha wow thats amazing

 

[andres3000]

preach!

 

[Badfish2]

Tropical weatha outlook

nws tpc/national hurricane centa miami fl

1130 am edt thursday septemba 7 2006

for tha north atlantic...cizzles sea n tha gizzy of mexico...

the

national hurricane centa is rhymin' advisories on tropical storm

jamal...located `bout 645 miles east-northeast of tha northern leeward

islands n `bout 1114 miles southeast of bermuda.

disorganized

baller activity located `bout 650 miles east of tropical storm jamal is

show'n no signs of develizzles as it moves west-northwestward at 10 ta

15 mph.

elsewhere...tropizzles storm formation aint expected

through rappa stewart

 

[triebby]

hahaha, i love your weatherman routine. and im sick and tired of people bitching about how their social or religious group was left out or discriminated against.

 

[DYFI]

And now to the Black-u-weather report:

"It Gon' Rain!"

 

[DannyMac]

shit we are getting close though

Enrique sure aint white

 

[FUUUCK]

bhahahaha ebonic weather report

 

[Von]

"JEA JEA JEA, if you be repin the south side of compton today, they gonna b som' weather hotta than the spica chiken sanwitch from popeyes"

 

[ATLANTASKI]

i think it was my ex congresswoman from ATL named cynthia mckinney that did that

 

[J.Bass]

the black weather report: ITS GON RAIN!

 

[J.Bass]

damnit, i shouldve read through the thread first

 

[A_E]

stupid black lady

 

[bigairjay.]

I know black people dont like rain but doesn't seem like they always complain when theres a hurricane. First Katrina and now this.

 

[cmo]

fo shozie

 

[Mat.]

fucking awesome

 

[flatspinner]

"Hurricane Ollie iz gon bear it ugly ass head right down on yo crib homie. Run nigga, run nigga. Yo ain't go no ride no mo' homie, gov'ment don repo'ed dat mess long time back. Git yo movin' box and git all dem white people stuff b'fo that there hurrrrrcane come lookn fo yo black ass. shoo' jive, dat da onlay way yo gon survive."

 

[wh@t]

fuck let chapelle do it as chuck muthafuckin taylor... no let samuel jackson do it jeajeajea!

 

[leckett1]

hhaahah wow how fucking stupid can you get? ITS JUST A FUCKING NAME OF A HURRICANE WHO GIVES A FUCK! fuckin shit like this seriously pisses me off

 

[Alexander_Keith]

Link maybe?

 

[BurgRider]

A weatherman in Orlando says...

"Wazzup, Mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo' Ho, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest guv'ment office fo yo FREE shit!"

HAHAHA..damn you got it down

 

[jp_draves]

hahaha family guy