Hunting

i hunt beaver, it's fun.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
haha

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'

'Im gonna become a conservative before i die, Right before i die, im gonna become a conservative, that way there'll be one less of those bastards' -Morris Baulke

 
I gopher hunt, its damn fun.

Joke Of The Week

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor

takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes

out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she

has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does this he says to the woman, 'Do you know what I'm

doing?'

'Yes,' she says, 'you're checking for any abrasions or

dermatological abnormalities.'

'That is correct,' says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her

breasts.

'Do you know what I'm doing now?' he asks.

'Yes,' says the woman, 'you're checking for any lumps or breast

cancer.'

'That's right,' replies the doctor. He then begins to have

sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, 'Do you know

what I'm doing now?'

'Yes,' she says. 'You're getting herpes, which is why I came

here in the first place.'

 
Its open season on poon. Im always on the hunt.

'Why is it called the World Series when it's always played in the Bronx?'
 
I grew up Buddhist. Live and let live I say, unless you're gonna eat it. I'll kill a fish if it's big enough to eat. But otherwise I try to reduce senseless life-taking of animals, even bugs.

Pull up to the club, people be suspicious, white boys, light boys flashin all them riches, im feelin good in the hood with a brand new esc, the dutch in the stashbox just rollin on ex, went from flippin keys to flippin pique collaz up, spendin dollaz smokin trees like thats whats up
 
i respect that. I just go to tropical places a lot to surf, and i hate mosquitoes. i dont really kill bugs unless they can hurt me later

 
Yeah mosquitos I don't like, but that's kinda like self defense. My parents always said to me, 'Just think if you were that animal,' and it always stuck with me. Gotta remember that there might be karma for the life you take, no matter how small.

Pull up to the club, people be suspicious, white boys, light boys flashin all them riches, im feelin good in the hood with a brand new esc, the dutch in the stashbox just rollin on ex, went from flippin keys to flippin pique collaz up, spendin dollaz smokin trees like thats whats up
 
^ya ya.

If you can really think in some other things shoes, like REALLY then you start to relize the suffering you inflict. I know we consume other living things in order to survive but you can still be chill and not kill.

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Donater

-Airic
 
I'm not a hick, sorry.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
 
I was at the mall with my friends, and I went into some clothes store, and they had fur coats and shit and I started shouting 'FUR IS MURDER' at them.

It was pretty funny, they had fur coats made of rabbit... I know that stuff was popular in the 1800s among mountain men who had to kill small animals to stay alive, but the idea of some girl wearing a coat made of dead rabbits just makes me start laughing.

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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.

I fucking LOVE the USA.
 
I think its funny when some asshole kills a ground hog or squirrel, and they think it was such a great thing. Stupid fuckers.

 
whether we eat beef or whatever an animal still dies so what is the difference on whether you hunt or not?

Besides in a lot of areas deer are getting hit by cars which kills the deer and either injures or kills the driver, by hunting you reduce the deer population thus making the roads safer. peace

 
I love the feel of fresh, hot blood on my face.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
i rule at hunting?..ahaha...

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
^^True, I live in Virginia, and our deer population is crazy. But that's because the two predators that eat deer, the gray wolf and mountain lion, are greatly diminished. Bring back those two animals, which they are trying to do, and all will be well. Plus, they're cool. I don't have a problem with hunting for food. Venison is delicious. But killing animals just for fun is wrong.

Pull up to the club, people be suspicious, white boys, light boys flashin all them riches, im feelin good in the hood with a brand new esc, the dutch in the stashbox just rollin on ex, went from flippin keys to flippin pique collaz up, spendin dollaz smokin trees like thats whats up
 
I think going out and getting a dear, freezing the meat and using it all is better then growing cows like crops and slaughtering them.

But its 2004 and theres shit loads of meat alternatives that taste almost as good, its better for the enviroment too. (global warming!)

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Donater

-Airic
 
I think killing innocent animals for sport is a really cool thing to do

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:

'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
 
I LOVE HUNTING!!!!!!! so fun

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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