Human vs. raccoon

eastcoastsoloMAN

eastcoastsoloMAN

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ok so i got in a big debate with my brother over what would win in an all out fight to the death with no weapons included a raccoon or a full grown human man i think just the shear weight advantage woule let the human win but my brother says the killer animal insticnts would let the coon win so im asking you? who would win
 
HUMAN

in most cases...

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does the human have clothes on? and what sort of environment is this in?

say on a mowed field, if the human was a fit male (not being sexist, just males are naturally bigger and stronger) and the human had shoes on, jeans, and a long sleeve shirt the human would win no question.

buuut, if say it was in uneven terrain with a lot of bushes and longer grass and such and it was an average human completely naked I would say if would be pretty close.

you do have to remember we are animals to and also have that natural instinct of survival at all means, although sometimes we're really bad at it.
 
Human... Just grab the the jaw in two hands and rip it appart...break the jaw tear it off and the coon passes out/has a heart attack and bleeds to death... Human FTW
 
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im talking about an all out fight to the death in neither speices natural envirorment so this would go down in a big white room and the human i guess has an advantage with clothes on so the human is naked like the raccoon so what would win??
 
to make this fair, the human should be butt-naked, just like the raccoon...

could get interesting..... :)
 
So whos going to take one for the team and find out what really happeneds because im very interested and want to know now
 
if the human was a relentless fighter, then he would win. kick it into a fence then snap its neck...
 
Humans can take and give quite the beating. Even if it was several racoons the human would still win.
 
in a fight to the death i think a human would win eventually, once it figured out how to kill the raccoon.
 
actually we are the strongest species because we are the only species to take the "quantum leap" in thinking and develop a language. That is what seperates us from all other life forms on earth, without it we would never have been able to do simple things like hunt efficiently.
 
Fat mother raccoons with babies that get into your garage....those fuckers are scary. We had to call animal control because it was so large and so stubborn.
God damn coons. Sketch me out.
 
but we also have a little bit of what all other animals have... teeth, large brain, THUMBS those are huge advantages over a lot of things
 
Even naked, the coon is just way smaller, the only case i could see it win is if it carrys some sort of shit virus and blod poisons the human, but only on a long term, if the human was a wimp. I mean a racoon runs at you you kick it, you miss it, it bites you, your survival instinct would take over and just rip the fucker in half.
 
nice bump.. yeah im gonna have to go with the dude who said he'd windmill it, or the dude who said he'd rip his throat out and eat the heart. i would destroy a raccoon
 
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