Hugo Harrison Craps Pants

Yeah its gross...I am surprised he didnt swear them to secrecy forever. It's a good thing hes so crazy-good, or it would be pretty embarassing.
 
ya that was really dirty and the funny thing is he couldnt help it, the force of the landing contracted his bowls and the shit came right on out.
 
haha they didnt believe him untill..

"they changed their minds, however, when they saw him, pants around ankles, cleaning up"
 
One time at Mammoth I missed clearing a fat gap over a gnarly glacial crevasse and I hit the icy wall head on and compression fractured L3 and L4. Apparently the nerve that runs through them controls your ass muscles so I couldn't feel my ass/ hamstrings and I shit myself a little too. The smell was the least of my concerns obviously though. So I feel you Hugo you're still the man.
 
ahahahah, fuckin good call... hes actually better than me, cuz I would shit in my pants BEFORE dropping the line... he hits the craziest fuckin lines in ze whole world!!!
 
He's not human. He landed an air big enough to make him shit his pants, and stuck it. The dude is the Ullr's in his earthly form, there's no way around it.
 
No sir, we want the article, not just a picture of hugo harrison with poo all over himself. Well uh, I'm mostly speaking for myself I guess... some kids are pretty into their proskiers.
 
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