HUGE spider eating a bird!

you kids are crazy, spiders are awesome. i used to have a pink-toed tarantula, one of the sickest pets i've ever had. me and him got into so much trouble together. SPIDERS FTW.
 
if that fucking climbed on to me i wouldnt even know what to do because id be too scared to touch it and at the same time id want it off me. i think id just explode
 
i remember seeing this photo a while ago, i think its 2 camel spiders stuck together. still scary as shit though, i fuckin hate spiders
 
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dude these arents spiders these are mammals they have fucking backbones
 
They're in the Scorpion family, Solpugidae, so they're technically under the subgroup we call Arachnids, which are insects. No backbone, not mammals.

Nor do they inject venom, or leap onto your face, ect. They're just big and can be provoked easily, and dont like to be startled. Not that dangerous, just kinda huge and surprising.
 
what? they don't leap on your face? dude, if i looked like that i would totally be jumping on everyone's face, biting their noses off and shit. my tarantula used to leap at people, and he was less than half that size. those spiders must be huge pussies.
 
blah blah blah kings play chess on funny green squares taxonomy. i was making a joke. commenting on how large they are.
 
I honestly hate spiders right now.. the spiders mentioned in this thread, plus the spider on that kids dick in the other thread..

jeeze, what is this world coming to?
 
aaahhhhh fuck that thing's fucking scary, shit, i use airsoft guns to kill spiders in my house, it would not work with that fucking thing
 
Ahhhhh! God damn!

I would feel really satisfied smashing the hell outa that spider with a baseball bat.

Its just so gross.
 
I would shit a brick if I saw that thing. No way you could keep me in the same general area as it. I would run away like a little girl haha.
 
fuck that

fuck them

fuck spiders

i cant stand them

never have never will

that shit is hugeee!!!

no sleep tonight

 
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