HUGE hits big shits.

mikem

mikem

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So I’m off the antibiotics. Ear infections. Sinus infections. Ya know

so I go to Alta with my homies like you do when you shitting straight liquid. And of course the best thing to do is to go into the GMD. One bomb later filled with coffee and beer. I go take a lap.

skiing down feeling kinda loose and hungover. I tee up this hit straight under the lift. As I’m looking at it like a lil hungover bitch. All these fucking pro skiers with no helmets and mad style ski straight into it. Switch ones. Switch 3s. All capped blunts.

im nervous. Like I have to follow em. The entire chair is watching. So I build up the confidence and drop in. And now let me tell you this thing is way huge. Like way HUGE. I hit it. 5ft to flat. And that’s when the Taco bell breakfast, espresso, pbr and those antibiotics all come loose. Straight into my baggy and swaggy 2xl arsenic pants. I hard cut left and ski into the wildcat woods. I take my underwear off and ditch it.

I don’t think I can return to Alta. If anyone wants my pass please take it. Also if you find my underwear just let it be. I’m sorry
 
was wondering what the brown stuff on my topsheets was after a kitty lap today :/

mike, i think i found your underwear
 
Storytime, a friend of mine overshot a massive jump in my home resort and he landed sideways, he got away with just a concussion, after ski patrol brought him away i saw a yellow spot in the snow, and indeed he pissed himself, but jeah not so funny because of the concussion
 
14587670:CatdickBojangles said:
Where’s the video of the dude that shit his pants after knuckling a jump?
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Happened to someone on my team when i was a kid. My brother also shit his pants landing heavy off of a double kink once.
 
This is why you should spend just an hour on the hot seat pushing like your life depends on it but not too hard. We all know why Elvis died.
 
On the way to Mount Snow a few years back I snagged some panic panties from a gas station for just such an occasion. Comes in a ziplock. confidence 100%
 
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