HUGE BEEES!!!!

Ahmets_Brother

Ahmets_Brother

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i need help getting rid of these bees...they are HUGE....i dont know what kind they are but they look like huge hornets...they have soe red on them and have some fuzz on them.....im killiing them individually with spray and a tennis racket...ive gotten about 50 of them. they live inside my gazeebo in the roof and i need to get them out....any suggestions or ways to get them outta there? and i cant smoke them cause itll light on fire

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Fuck the gazebo, get a gallon of gasoline, spray it all over the gazebo, call the fire department, light the match, videotape the whole thing, post it on NS, and your done.

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Hornet bomb...spray it on the nest, you wont have anymore problems.

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^i gotta get some.....i use dthis spray that said itll keep bees away for up to 4 weeks....i sprayed it 2 days ago and keep using it and it does NOTHING....they are super mutant bees

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'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
call pest control... if you mess with mutant bees you'll get owned

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didnt you read what i said? i said i already killed 50 of them....WITH A TENNIS RACKET!!!!

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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
dress in 12 layers of clothes, put the nest on your neighbors porch, ring the doorbell and run like hell.

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^except i cant get to the nest cause its INSIDE the wood

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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
dude just find the queen bee and molest her. the other bees will recognize. then just open up your pisshole and let em sting the hell outta your urethra. its a fool proof plan.

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^cant get to the queen bee...its inside the wood

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
if i take off the wood then they will all pop out at me and knock me over and sting me then ill cry and my face will look like fat bastards

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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
Well, sounds to me like your fucked.

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justget a couple trash bags and make a protective sui, you can reinforce it with duct tape too, then wear goggles and some kind of helmet and go at the nest

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DUDE!!!! I HAD AN ATTACK OF THE KILLER RED ASSED BEES TOO!!!!

They were all up in my baswement. it wasn't cool. here's the secret. They'll be flying around and buzzin and shit and then you make your move. Your move is to turn off the lights. the fuckers can't fly in the dark so they fall straight down. then you turn on the lights and step on them right away before they fly again. Its an engenious plan if ever I heard one.

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Winters right around the corner, Any reason you just can't leave them there and kill the nest in the winter?

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
sounds pretty bad. But you are a pretty skilled bee hunter. I will call you, if i have a nest i my house... I can give you a golf-bracket, if that helps.

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^^ I think this guy is trying to trick you...

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shoot paintballs at them thats wat i did it really worked

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whos trying to trick him? me?? no man, for real! try it. have you ever seen a bee at night? no. its cause they can't fly. maybe they're solar powered, I don't know but its true.

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i dont think his gazeybo is in his house

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yeah so all he has to do is throw a big blanket over the gazebo

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Dude, you've gotta pop out the wood. If it's like a board or something pull it out. If you don't want to get stung, do it in the evening like at 8:00 or in the very early morning. Wear one of those mosquito nets over your head and as much leather as you can on other parts of your body. As long as you have two layers with a thick shirt like a sweater or something you will be fine. Wear work gloves too and tape all your seams so they can't get in. Same with around your shoes because they will find a way to get into your pants if you don't tape your shoes to your pants. Once you are bee proofed get into the wood, pull the nest out, dump it in your yard throw on the gas and light that shit. All you need to do is pop the queen and you win. By the way I am a bee hunting pro so I know my shit. I'm a forrest ranger and we'll probably do 4 or 5 nests every week so the campers don't get stung.

Oh yeah, video it please.

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damn this thread is funny. ok hers what u do...........nothing....leave em. just dont go round ur gazebo. the bees need to win sometimes.

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if there in the wood just cover the wood up and make sure there are no cracks for them to get out, problem soved.

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i had some mean bees in my backyard and so i thought a little wood filling putty would seal up the hole they were coming out of. so i got on a big friggin one-piece and ski mask and every precaution i could. i went out there and they fuckin stung my hands through thick gloves and stuck to the fabric so i went inside with bees on me. then i bought some spray foam and i won

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^thats a good idea.....th problem is is that i think they are n all the roof...not just behind one board..i think i won though...there oare barely any left....i gotta get the queen somehow without taking out the boards

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
oh yea and i wanna put my weight set and bench in there so thats why i need them out

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
im gonna drill a hole or somehow stick a bag of pool chlorine in there...they should kill them right?

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
I think you need to use this as an excuse to borrow your dads credit card, go to home depot and build a flamethrower.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

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on a serious note, I'm told if you use a soap solution and spray the bees, something about it keeps them from flying and will kill them.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

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^except ill brun down my fuckin gazebo.....i cant see the nest...its inside the wood...im currently using chemical warfare

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
^smoke will light up wood shavings.....the place is full of wood shavings from the bees and it has so much shit that would light up even from smoke

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
haha, some of these responses are awesome.

But I had a similar problem, and to fix it, I got a tourch and some spray paint and made a mini flamethrower to destroy some wasps or somethin.

patj
 
you could get a bunc hof 2x4s and some plasticclear tarp and build a box around the gazebo and seal it with the tarp and ductape (this is what i do with my company while we work with aspesdos(sp). Then back your car up and pump a shitload of carbon monoxide i nthere. If bees don't need oxygen, well then you could find some sort of spray that will fill the thing and kil lthem off

 
i should put dog shit in there...but they would prolly eat it.....i should just rip of the board with my hulky muscles and beat the shit outta all them with a racket

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
there are hornet traps you can buy. they're like pop cans with bait on the inside and once they're in they're trapped.

 
yeah yeah, hornets can't fly straight down so they fly up into this container thing, it's like a lobster trap, but different

 
just rip apart the friggin gazeebo. if nothing else works just destroy it with the bees in the wood then spray it with window cleaner

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insulating foam worked wonders for me. just make sure u get the densest kind. cuz some bee's will burrow out if they're tuff enuff.

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yea but these bees are carpenter bees...they gotta have carpenter skills!!!!!

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
like ant4life said just torch that shit or wait for them to freeze in the winter

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wait a min how big are theese mother fuckers? are like 2.5inches long like Cicaida killers?? cicaider killer look like huge hornets.....

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