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That's from t-t-t-t-today, junior
 
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Stranger: sup 60m lookin to cyber

You: cool i'm an 187 f lookin for same

Stranger: NI**ER

You: i got tits that hang down to my ankles

Stranger: ohh. what next!!!!

You: my vag looks like

You: well i dunno what it looks like

You: roast beef maybe

Stranger: I CAME

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You: WANNA SUCK MY DICK

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Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: m or f?You: fYou: u?Stranger: mStranger: horny?You: hehehe ya kindaaStranger: :)Stranger: got any pics?You: no im not sending anyStranger: okStranger: why not?You: idk im just uncomfortable with itYou: like its the internetYou: idkStranger: oh okYou: age?Stranger: 17Stranger: you?You: 15Stranger: coolYou: i was just watching porn lolStranger: really?Stranger: thats pretty hotStranger: ;)You: it was this fucking awesome scene where a dragon went up to a black chick and was like AAARRRGGG pcahcaaaa and shot her in the face with fire and then a white dude came up and was like AAARRRGGG and shot the dragon in the face with a bazooka and everything blew up everywhere and it was totally awesome and my dick got all hard and i came all over the placeStranger: wtfYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
anyone who just got me....sorry for leaving quickly, one of my roommates was the one who got it, and read it aloud, and i couldn't let it pass.
 
that would be meYou: heyYou: do you know how do you get from chads gap to the bottom of alta?Stranger: if i tell you....Are you guna be my Sweet Uncle?You: yeaaaYou: i will eYou: *beStranger: oh and.... nsYou: WUTTTTT
You: no fucking wayStranger: fujaromeYou: you on NSStranger: i'm gene shallet nowStranger: byeeeeeYou: holy shit holy shitYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: heyStranger: heyYou: aslStranger: 17/f/ausYou: 16musaStranger: cyber?You: sureYou: you wanna start it offStranger: u goYou: okYou: i start to undress you starting from the shoes to the shirt..Stranger: i moan extaticlyStranger: i put my hands in your pantsStranger: yeh then i fuck yaYou: i start to feel a bulge growing as i continue to undresss youYou: extatically*Stranger: i listen to you scream my name.. ELOI\e]\Stranger: \Stranger: eloiseYou: the bulge starts to become the head of a babyStranger: my roommate hears us and comes into the roomYou: i start to give birthYou: i moan in painStranger: i lick to babyYou: the baby criesYou: in a shrill, high pitched noiceYou: noise*Stranger: i start to fuck the babyYou: sirens start to get louder, and the police approach you with guns demanding that you hold your hands up
 
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: heyStranger: heyyYou: do you know how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: yeah.Stranger: it's gonna cost you though.You: +K for you?Stranger: hmmmStranger: maybe.You: 10/10You: ??Stranger: nahStranger: 20/20You: shit man i wish, im not rowen tho :(Stranger: oh.Stranger: sucks for you.You: yaYou: soYou: can i got hit that?Stranger: errr.Stranger: i dunno.You: whatdja mean i donno?You: its still there right?Stranger: oh.. you haven't heard?You: oh no, what???Stranger: it got moved..You: LOL WUT?You: i though SKI PATROL BLEW THAT SHIT UPStranger: nope.Stranger: it was a hoax.You: OH RLY?Stranger: the masons moved it.You: ohhhStranger: yeap.You: soStranger: gotta go zerg now.You: whats your NS name then tough guy,You: i need to give you your ++KStranger: that protoss shit doesn't work anymore.You: protoss shit?Stranger: yeah, man.Stranger: protoss.You: fuck off manYou: i cant find your profileYou: fuckin liarYou: ---KStranger: -------------KYou: FFFUUUUUUUUU

this anyone or just some fucker, im thnkin fucker
 
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it was!
my next chatee;
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You: hiStranger: hey you like to suck and swallow?You: yesStranger: good answerStranger: asl?You: 65mNigeriaYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Hahahaha, NS call fail.

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shit someone else just got one of my roommates

so if you get fujarome, and i end it with "i'm gene shalit now, byeeeeee" it probably means its one of my roommates but not actually me directly.
 
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You: hahaha thats so fucking cool!

 
sorry, i would have talked but it was my roommate who got it. and i didn't wanna leave an ns'er hanging while i'm right there.
 
MOST EPIC EVER
You: do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: omg!You: HOLY FUCKYou: yesStranger: mrstskierYou: yesYou: jawflyer3Stranger: OMG!You: OMGOMG
Stranger: WEVVE SKYPED
You: YEA we haveStranger: :DYou: XDYou: this makes me so exitedStranger: i know!Stranger: this is going in the threadYou: i have been on this for an HOUR straitStranger: same!You: most defYou: i just keep getting shut downStranger: 1 secYou: copy pasteStranger: gonna grab a drinkYou: aight dood
 
who is this?

You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: Up Grizzly's Gulch. Drive all the way up Little Cottonwood Canyon, go past the Alta Wildcat/Collins parking area, and veer left (where people go right to park in Albion Basin parking area). Find a parking spot up there. Then Grizzly Gulch is unmistakable. It is a gully. You have to hike up from the end of the parking lot just a bit to access the gulch, but you can see it from the parking lot. Hike about a mile, and it is up in that area. I don't have specifics from here...I've never been up there, but I think the location is kept secret by those in the know.

You: ns?
 
You: do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: is your name john?You: whyYou: doYou: youYou: askYou: haveYou: youYou: beenYou: asked tYou: thisYou: questionYou: before???Stranger: why couldnt you have just typed all that in one message?You: haha sorryYou: have you been asked before/??Stranger: so is your name john?You: HAVE YOU BEEN ASKED BEFOREStranger: ASKED WHATYou: do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?You: that questionStranger: tell me whether or not your name is john and ill answer your questionYou: yes its johnStranger: seriously!?You: yeaYou: why whos this?Stranger: no wayStranger: im goign to do a victory danceStranger: i just keep asking everyone if theyre johnStranger: trying to find oneYou: hahaaYou: yea you foundYou: john jacob jingleheymer smittYou: friend me on facebook
 
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i just asked
do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
and the guy was like jesus christ kid i already told you google maps! how many times do i have to talk to you, this is my 3rd goddam time!
 
Stranger: 안녕하세요^^You: i quit.Stranger: 안녕하세요^^You have disconnected.

does any one speak english on this thing>?!?
 
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