How would you like to die?

daannnnieel

daannnnieel

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If you could think of one way that you would enjoy the most to die, what would it be?

Personally for me it would be instantly in a car accident, after a long ass police chase over a mountain pass or some shit, slamming into a tree or off a cliff. It would be an amazing adrenaline rush, that's for sure.

yes I made this thread because of the death thread.

And apology for the repost already lol. Too lazy to look.
 
this is mine, but i want to start off by flying the plane high and naked, and then jump out of it.

You can't get much more free than flying while high and naked.
 
idk really.

Dying while skiing would be nice, but that kind of limits me to suffocation which would kind of suck, or falling from several hundred feet where death may not be completely instant.

I'll take falling several hundred feet after being chased by a bear or some shit.
 
If i make it to my 70's. Death by police is how i wana go, grand theft auto style. Gather up as many of those bastards as i can then go out in a blaze of glory and gunfire.
 
getting shot in the face by a T-Rex with a Bazooka, while getting a BJ from Alison Brie in a room made of chocolate with Tiesto's 'Pair of Dice' playing really loud
 
Get beaten to death by a rockstar with a guitar after he catches me hooking up with his hot girlfriend.

No cooler way to go out.

 
i don't really have any desire to die, but I'd probably choose a heroin overdose. at least the last few moments of my life would be an endorphin filled opiated bliss....pretty painless way to go.
 
Any way that I die, but not by the hand of an animal, and in such a way that my body is not completely damaged so it can be dressed up in a white tuxedo, placed in a coffin, and shot into space. Or just plain old gunned down the cops. Either one would be equally as cool.
 
Adding to suggestions above....

I want to take a bunch of acid and MDMA and then jump out of an airplane over the ocean from a very high height naked.
 
See, I think something like that would be pretty cool at first, but then you think about it and its pretty fucked. You talk about how you want to live long so you can kill some guy in his 20's or 30's. He was out at work and dies, thats pretty fucked up. He didnt think to himself, man I really hope I die today because some asshole decides he's old enough to die so he went on a rampage.

And I want to know what happens when I die. I dont want it to be in my sleep or anything. I'd take the pain, just so I can experience it. You only do it once, and I dont wanna be a pussy about it.

Also, youve probably seen, if you havent check out my death thread, but I technically have kinda died(?) and it was eerie. Like 9/10, would experience again
 
old and covered in women who are 60 years younger than me.

or if I'm to die younger, preferably while helping someone else live. I think I'd rather go out knowing that someone else has directly benefited from my loss.
 
A Moscow man died of a heart attack after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to win a bet he could sustain an erection through a 12-hour orgy.

Sergey Tuganov, 28, was bet £3,000 by two female colleagues that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them non-stop for 12 hours.

But just minutes after winning the wager he suffered a heart attack. Ambulance services couldn’t revive him.
 
If its an unexpected death I want it to be quick. If its an expected death I wanna go out with an elaborate splat and make it legendary (without taking anyone else with me).
 
At the age of 80 with a belly full of whine and a girls mouth wrapped around my cock-Tyrion lannister
 


Rob a bank, evade cops by car, ditch car, evade cops on foot, reach a local beach, strap into kiteboard, kite-surf to avoid cops, kite-surf to private island while evading coast guard, reach airplane hangar, meet smoking hot girl in a private jet, fly private jet trailing a rainbow banner that says "YOLO" over Boston, drop all the cash out the window, then climb the jet to a crazy altitude over the Alps while naked and high LSD, jump off plane with the girl, either bang her brains out or get amazing head while plummeting to the earth, pull parachute ripcord (trollface.jpeg), land on top of a gnarly pow line where I have anticipated the events and placed all my ski gear, put on ski gear, shred pow to the bottom (while possibly evading snowmobile assassins who are trying to kill me for flying in foreign airspace without permission), reach redbull helicopter which flys me over the ocean, jump off helicopter into ocean with scuba gear, scuba dive with killer whales, resurface by a glacier, im thirsty - drink glacier runoff, by now it's nighttime so the northern lights are visible, bang second smoking hot girl on a bed of animal pelts on the glacier, by then the airforce has located me and bombs the glacier thus ending my life.

oh and the entire time the song Felise by Hook n Sling is playing in the background.
 
One of our good family friends did this.

She shot up a bunch of heroin while in her bathtub, passed out and drowned. It's was super gnarly though because she was 19 and had fucked up before but was getting her stuff back together and did that.
 
obviously i don't know the details, but I'd guess it was an accident. all it takes is an abnormally good batch to accidentally send you to nodsville.
 
1. Acquire plane

2. Acquire heroin

3. Acquire hooker

4. Shoot up heroin with hooker in the plane

5. Have sex with hooker

6. Blow load on naked hooker's back, then use semen to secure feet to hooker

7. Ride hooker out of airplane like surfboard

8. Fly

9. Kick hooker off and watch her explode on the ground as I safely pull my parachute cord.

10. Laugh quietly to myself and get hit by erratically flying plane while at total peace because I forgot that the pilot also shot up heroin with us.
 
No, that's how she committed suicide. She had gotten into heroin before, went to rehab, and was starting to get her stuff back together. It was kinda out of the blue though. She left a note for her family and stuff
 
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