How will you die?

But I see that in 2014 you’ll be enjoying those hits a little too close to the bathtub. The radio’s going to fall in sending you to an electrifying finish. Until then, relax and enjoy yourself. You have eight good years left and remember…you can’t escape the master plan.
 
It’s time to focus more on your health. You weigh 187.

If you don’t invest in your well-being now you aren’t going to have the chance later. Especially if that heart attack happens in 2010. Lower your cholesterol and start seeing a trainer…and stay out of fast food restaurants. However, sooner or later, death will find you.

too bad im 6'1'' and thats perfectly normal for someone my size. it asked me how much i excersize and i said every day because i technically do and yet it still calls me a fatass. what a piece of shit phycic
 
I see a horrible and cataclysmic event will take place in ithaca in 2020, and you may not survive,

like a tornado or sunami it said
 
to escape that dont listen to your stereio in the bathtub... that or just take showers like everyone else
 
It’s time to focus more on your health. You weigh 350.

If you don’t invest in your well-being now you aren’t going to have the chance later. Especially if that heart attack happens in 2010. Lower your cholesterol and start seeing a trainer…and stay out of fast food restaurants. However, sooner or later, death will find you.
 
haha iots definately wrong. but then again i do eat a lot of junk food and cholestrol doesnt break down very nciely...
 
apparently im gunna die in a tragic car, train, plane, and automobiles kind of accident.

in the year 2009.
 
My advice to you is stay away from cars, trains, boats, planes...even roller coasters. You must only walk which shouldn’t be too hard with a shoe size of 10. You’re day of reckoning could be in 2009. When death is ready it will come, but in the mean time keep clear of girls named Wendy.
 
My advice to you is stay away from cars, trains, boats, planes...even roller coasters. You must only walk which shouldn’t be too hard with a shoe size of 12. You’re day of reckoning could be in 2009. When death is ready it will come, but in the mean time keep clear of girls named Wendy.

who the fuck is wendy?
 
it means like wendy's signs and such, maybe one will fall on you.. wouldn't that suck... on the news "some poor son of a bitch was squished by a gigantic wendy sign, and was mushed all over the sidewalk..."
 
Mine said I would die skiing.

hahahaha. no i didn't actully go to the site, but that death definately takes the cake.
 
i know when i die i dont want them to recognise the body, i mean how cool would that be, like only few people die like that, liek in some huge accident, like if i'm gonna die, why not die with thousands of other people?
 
This is sure to be a grim and ghastly natural disaster, perhaps involving fire, shaking ground, tornadoes, tsunamis, hurricanes, landslides, typhoons…something huge and unavoidable. Buy a disaster preparedness kit if you can, but chances are when your time is up, it’s up.
 
too bad you're a fatty fat fat fat.

I'm 200 pounds and not too fat, that must mean that you said you don't like rock, correct?
 
yea, you tend to be a catclysmic accident in which will devour(sp) me whole after shattering every bone in my body during intense intmate love making. BEST DEATH EVER!
 
damnit let me rephrase in the form of a question

since I put in 200 and did not get too fat, that must mean that you didn't say that you like rock music, correct?
 
actually, should i continue to follow my physio dealy and learn how to get movement back and such, i should have no trouble within like, a couple weeks or something.
 
It's time to focus on your health. You wiegh 435453435.

If you don’t invest in your well-being now you aren’t going to have the chance later. Especially if that heart attack happens in 2010. Lower your cholesterol and start seeing a trainer…and stay out of fast food restaurants. However, sooner or later, death will find you.

hahaha thing is soo gay
 
i guess i'm gonna go mental

Spending too much time on the job will lead to a bad case of the blues in 2028, and you’ll start to lose your mind. I’m seeing that you may think you’re having déjà vu and premonitions, but in truth you’re on the road to a crack up. Take care of your mental health, but remember: when your time has come, you can’t escape.
 
"Spending too much time on the job will lead to a bad case of the blues in 2028, and you’ll start to lose your mind. I’m seeing that you may think you’re having déjà vu and premonitions, but in truth you’re on the road to a crack up. Take care of your mental health, but remember: when your time has come, you can’t escape."

yeah, same here
 
yeah i got that. it said "This is sure to be a grim and ghastly natural disaster, perhaps involving fire, shaking ground, tornadoes, tsunamis, hurricanes, landslides, typhoons…something huge and unavoidable. Buy a disaster preparedness kit if you can, but chances are when your time is up, it’s up."
 
LMAO i just put naked girls for every question and this is what it said:

"I know you like your naked girls music."

"But I see that in 2014 you’ll be enjoying those hits a little too close to the bathtub. The radio’s going to fall in sending you to an electrifying finish. Until then, relax and enjoy yourself. You have eight good years left and remember…you can’t escape the master plan."

every one find one word and see waht it comes up with when you type that one word in for every question
 
You say you tan or use tanning beds cunt. I’d be careful if I were you.

Tanning beds are a miracle of modern science, but can have a mind of their own, especially in thunderstorms. I see you will become trapped in a “case of light”—possibly a tanning booth, leading to your death in 2016. Enjoy your remaining years, for your fate is predetermined and cannot be avoided.
 
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