How was your saint patricks day

got fucken wasted, my birthday is on tuesday so my friends made it a birthday party as well as st pattys day
 
not much, my friend passed out so these guys drew dicks and weird shit all over him with permanent marker. mostly just the regular shit you'd expect

 
we played flip cup all night than i played some strip poker with these two chicks. it was the best st.patty's day ever.
 
Fucking awesome. Went disc golfing all day in beatiful weather, then busted some Wedding Crasher style shit at our girlefriend's 21 birthday.

Martini booze luges + sick hotels + Fine bitches= Best night in a long while.
 
haha i have a pretty funny story. we're all seniors in highschool, my friends parents were out of town so friday night we had a ton of people over, bought 8 cases shit was nuts just playin pong and shit, but apparently someone claimed the police officer at our school knew about it so people were all sketchin out and shit but we kept everyone in the basement and it worked out fine....so anyway the next night (st patty's night) like no one is rollin anywhere because dui checkpoints were set up all over the place where i live, and because of the school po 'knowing', so it was me and 3 of my good friends at this kids house. Well, since no one was comin to his house we just didnt really make an effort to invite more people and ended up with 3 cases for us 4 and we're like fuck it it's st. patties day lets just get fucked up we don't need any bitches, so we just play a shit load of pong and just pound brews...like 4 AM rolls around we get the genius idea of going out and stealing street signs. It was funny as hell 4 of us belligerent drunk kids darting around this neighborhood coppin a bunch of different signs. So nows the funny part, after we got our 3rd sign we were ready to just go back to his house so we're just walkin down the street and we see a car coming so we just bolt, and i thought i had recognized this path through the woods that i had been on before but unfortunately it wasnt and i was bookin it through the woods and all of a sudden i run straight into this fuckin waist high barbed wire fence and completely flip over it, cut the shit out of my shins and arm...and my friend ran into a sewer grate and gashed his knee and then we get back to his house and he realizes he has a huge fucking cut on his hand like it would have needed stitches but he was just like fuck it...ahahah good weekend, the nights with just your good homies are always the most fun. oh yeah we copped 2 stop signs and a slow children at play sign, got my stop sign on my wall right now haha.
 
left at 12:10 am st paddy's day morning from Vancouver back to the 617 after skiing all day in the rain, got home at 12 pm and went to sleep SICK!
 
partied in boulder, got really wasted, did some irish car bombs, did some beer bonging, got my fake snagged, and did lots of puking. it was a pretty sick night!!
 
uhh no. The local government can replace them. fuck the man. and no one's gonna die they're from a super suburban neighborhood
 
I got my wallet picked at a bar while i was out of town...with 400 cash..becuz i just got paid and didn't have time to deposit it before we left i fugued id just do it when we go back...guess not!!! So that fuckin sucked!!!
 
it started off with a nice and tiereing drive to the ski hill, i worked till about 5, and after that the drinking began with a guinness, then after that i had a 4oz sneakey pete... then i got a ride down from the hill.. i came home ate dinner, and called up a buddy i got 2 40's of heinekin(SP?) and then went over to this chicks place drank a 40 and my buddy went to BP(boston pizza), and me and his women cought a ride, i had a cheese cake and hit on the waitress, she was pretty hot, so i had to... then after that went back drank the other 40 of heinekin and drank some more of my buddies beer, went to bed(on his GF's couch) woke up hung over this morning and went to work(ski hill)
 
dude, stealing stop signs is NOT cool. put that shit back right now or you're probably gonna feel really bad when somebody gets t-boned. stealing signs that just have street names and stuff is ok, but stealing stop signs definitely is not.
 
started at 830 with irish carbombs and moved on to a killians and a guinness and watched boondock saints. then, breakfast. then came the jameson and hte bush mills. after that, a little more guiness and kilian, some ncaa, then we ventured over to a lacrosse game and then went to 3 different keggers, my friend got shoved in a pool , broke and lost his phone, got written up by our RA, and passed out. then i got pizza and had a guiness. then i fell asleep for 2 hours and was woken up by my friend (who had changed his clothes) who wanted me to go party. went to a couple and wasnt feelin too up to it cause i was a little out of it. so i went to a kids house a smoked bowls and watched cool runnings and drank skyy until this other kid saunters in with a handle of jack daniels. eventually made it back to my building an hour in time to fall asleep for 2 hours until someone pulls the fire alarm at 4 am. we waited 20 minutes outside while everyone was still in green, and obviously very upset from being woken from their drunken slumber like the trojans getting pwned by the spartans. speakin of those, it was funny to see all the mansluts who were spendin the night out looking sheepish. overall pretty bomb day
 
played guitar with my mate for a church band then finished off the last of my vodka in his car on the way to his flat. stop and buy beer. go to his flat and drink half the beer. go over to the girls flat finish the beer and dance and chill then my gf comes over so we walk into town dance more then got taken home. yea it was a good night out.. nothing too out of the ordinary though
 
The night before we left Ireland, after studying abroad for the semester, my roommate got hit in the eye with a bottle thrown by some rando. He spent the night in the ER, drunk as fuck, and nearly missed the plane home early that next morning...well it was the same morning technically.
 
umm.... i was in a house and it got flooded and then a kid puked and then the house was full of rotten puke water
 
I don't remember much after river turned green, but from the pics on my gf's camera it looks like a really good time
 
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