How was your first time getting naked with a chick

a guy was hitting on my friend in the bar, and i said no way man, she's coming home with me (and my bf) tonight. and she did.
 
it was everything i hoped it could be

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Lucky girl. Too bad that's not true i doubt she learned to cum like that on her first time. Or she is a huge whore now doing porn and addicteddd
 
it was so warm and slippery i came in about 10 seconds. Nobody is a boss their first time. i dont care who you are if you plead otherwise then you're a liar.
 
not all that fun, i was drunk she was even more drunk. making out and i was like yo my dick wants to be sucked. so she tries to suck my d and it's hands down the worst bj iv ever received. it hurt. after like 1 minute or 2 i was like yo i gota go take a shit. and went upstairs and partied then hooked up with another lady.

she wasnt to happy in the morn haha
 
I just think it's amusing because you wanted to come into this thread and make a funny post, but you really don't have a good story because getting naked with fat girls isn't something to brag to the internet about, sooooo, you picked someone with a good story, and tried to break it down and make a funny post anyway to make you feel better about yourself.

ammmmmiright?
 
we were both pretty drunk. she came. i was happy but couldn't finish. better than being premature though i guess
 
close.

but more realistically, i came into this thread to post a personal experience, but after reading your story i couldnt resist commenting.

i dont dig fat chicks. never have. and truthfully, you wouldnt have the slightest clue what to do with my fiancee. shes a babe. and i ACTUALLY pee in her butt.

i just struggle to believe that this kid:

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lost his v-card to a 15 year old girl who squirted on him. lol. do you even have any curly pubes yet??

i dont need to feel better about myself for anything, im quite satisfied with myself to be honest.

do you so desperately need to feel better about yourself that you manufacture stories and post them on the interwebz for all the ski kids to think your e-cool?

if thats your scene then cool, just dont get mad when people call out your bullshit.

your the same kid as when i was in highschool that bragged about how many "bitches" he slayed on the weekend but no one ever saw him within 50' of a chick.

The best part is, i probably lost my viriginity the same year you were born, son.
 
i dont get this. My dick was about to burst before it even got wet. I made it all of one pump, one and a half tops. I didnt go soft so i just kept struggling and flopping around like a fish out of water

like what jamieballs said, nobody is a champ their first time.
 
imma back this kid up cuz Im in the mood

condoms are a crap chute, half the time they come out backwards and your too excited to notice before you put it on.

generally, 15 year old girls are fully developed

When your nervous, shit just happens, your mind is racing, im sure he knew he didn't, but the concern makes it real
 
With my highschool girlfriend. We had been foolin around and experimenting for a few weeks by then. One day I was at her house and her little brother was out and her mom got called into work. I got kicked out by the mom because she didn't want us home alone. I circled the block and headed strait back. It was our first time really alone in the house so we pretty much got naked right away. Hopped in the shower and soon after that her cousin showed up. Her mom called her to check up on her so when she saw my car out front and the shower was running she knew what was up. It was awkward afterwards but totally worth it.
 
Colt 45 or American Pie Reference? Either way it is gold.... unless true

As for me, high school girlfriend was babysitting her toddler sister and I came over, she takes me up to her room, cloths start coming off and then got some head but halfway though, little sis walks through the open door. Shit got awkward but my gf wasn't fazed and after getting her sister out of the room and closing the door, she got the job done.
 
I was in kindergaten believe it or not. This girl came over to play and we were in the basement coloring or playing with some sort of toys. The girl decides to pants me. I pull my pants back up and continue playing with my toy. Then she pantses me again, then pulls down my underwear and my penis is visible. Not sure what she was thinking, but my thinking was ok, im getting her back. So I pull her pants down and tell her how do you like that. We both stood there and, then I got the idea. Well if the vagina has a hole and the penis is long and pointy, just maybe the penis and vagina are inverses of each other. So the penis must fit into the vagin. Then I asked her that question. Does the penis fit into the vagina? She responded something like " I don't know." Me being a very curious 5 year old wanted to get down to the bottom of this dilema. I then say maybe we should see if the penis goes into the vagina. She says I don't know, I dont want to do it. Well I chase her and takle her down because she just pulled my pants down twice. But she didn't want to test and see if it worked out so nothing much happened after that.
 
i was at this random girls house and i was pretty faded, it started out with me playing kinect or something and two people left to go hook up and it was me and this girl in the same room. i felt a lil awkward so i left to go outside next thing i know she takes my hand drags me into this camper and just lays down on the bed and me being a virgin at the time just was like "ok" and long story short it was dark and i couldnt see which hole. ended up sticking it up her b hole. she was pissed. totally worth it tho
 
I was at a party at my friends house in 11th grade. This one chick I had been talking to grabbed my hand and took me into the guest room. I was a little nervous because I was really skinny back then. She was pretty hot but she was really cool about everything. She took her shirt and bra off to reveal two medium sized but perfectly shaped breasts. She started tugging at my pants but I had forgotten I put spaghetti in there earlier. I told her to stop but before I knew it, spaghetti was pouring out of my pockets. My face burned with embarrassment as I grabbed my fedora and ran from the room leaving a trail of spaghetti, sauce, and semen from the load I spilled in the commotion.
 
If you're old enough to be married, why are you arguing with some teenager on the internet? Are you planning to show your fiancè all of your cool posts attacking a kid from a computer screen so that she thinks you're cooler? Or are you just really immature? What's your deal?
 
im not married.

nor am i arguing or "attacking" im merely calling out his bullshit story.

i love how this site works. Im too fuckin cool because i call him out.

but hes not too cool for talking about how he plowed away on some 15 year old chick and made her squirt, his very first time having sex.

lol.

backwards site is backwards.

ns doesnt even lift.
 
Fiancé is basically being married. I wasn't criticizing you. But you don't know how old this girl was? May she was 17 when he was 15. Maybe she just gets super wet. Squirting can mean anything from a little drip and getting the bed wet to porn type watergun shit. There'a no need to be an asshole and continue to rip on the kid, regardless of if his story is truthful or not. And continuing to argue after the fact is pretty lowly.
 
so i went over to this girls house, and i really like her right. she doesnt really talk to me but thats beside the point. so i get naked in her bathroom, because i know shes gonna come home from soccer practice and take a shower. so im just like chillin behind the shower curtain, waiting for her to get home. when she gets there, she walks in the bathroom and takes off her clothes, obviously because you can't shower with clothes on. So of course im there snappin pictures with my phone, because how could you not right? and then she gets in and i surprise her with this huge bear hug and she screamed she was so happy. best day of my life
 
It's all good man, if he wants to think my story is bullshit that's fine, I wasn't really trying to prove anything, just thought my experience was a funny one and figured Id share
 
Awesome!! I got to pee in her butt than she even ate out my butthole

Nah but foreal it was ight, i was only 13...dint have sex but got her naked an play wit her titties. she was 17 so he had big ass tits compared to tha girls my age. she was hot as helll tho. neva gon forget that nite
 
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