How was your first time getting naked with a chick

I was drunk and couldn't get it up. All i remember was that we would try again in the morning (she really wanted my D). I woke up....still hammered... still couldn't get it up. Its K tho cuz I hd redemption uh week l8er.
 
So fun. Got a handjob with cocoa butter. When I came i was like "ohh fucccck yes, daamn." Not just because it felt great, but because I was mimicking the dudes id seen in porn. I later found out that her grandma was walking by the door when as i was moaning all those expletives. No wonder her family seemed to hate me.
 
We were in the back of a car so neither of us could get fully naked... but I still got the job/her job done regardless. Hoping to lose the V to another girl I want to date r/n, she's sooo gorgeous and sweet. Can't wait
 
fucked some girl on the beach. first time i was fully naked with a girl. i may or may not have rubbed her clit with a little sand on my hands.... awk
 
On a beach. Basically just touched everything as much as I could and felt her tits. Then she took the d and Sometime later... I splooged.
 
shortly after my 15th birthday. banged my gf (at the time) doggy over her bed and still kept my shirt on. it was noon, and her grandparents were downstairs
 
haven't yet :( but first time doing anything was when i was hanging out with a girl in my friends basement. Also, quoted from the girl after we were done. I said, "Now what?" and then she said, "Well there's my asshole but that would be weird." I stood up and walked out after that
 
I was at this tennis camp and I lied and told this girl I'de had sex and was experienced because she was older and wasn't a virgin and I was scured, so when we started hooking up I put my hand where I thought her vagina would be not knowing that it was actually chillin over next to the asshole. I don't know why but instead of just moving my hand lower and exploring for the mystical cave, I asked her "Where is your vagina?" lolz
 
I was 14 and we didn't have sex. She was talking about fingering her asshole.

I didn't want to do that lol.. although I would've fucked her in the ass.
 
It was a Friday night. I wore cologne to get the feeling right. We started making out, and she took off my pants

But then I turned on the tv :(
 
Awesome, I was in my friends guest bedroom going at it. Getting into it losing clothing left and right, then I realized I forgot my condom....FUCK, had to slow things down from there. Was a god damn disappointment.
 
got naked, we fucked for 30 minutes, she blew me, i came, i left, went home, bragged to my friends about losing my virginity, snuck out with other female friend, hooked up with her, she blew me, then i went back home and bragged about that to my friends too.

good night.
 
Dude same!

But that was about the time she walked away from me :(

Nobody likes you when you're 23, it sucks
 
I still don't quite understand how to properly work a bra. Sometimes it's in front, sometimes in back, and I can never guess right.
 
can't tell if "shit was tight" is supposed to mean it was cool or literally she was tight like an 7th grader...
 
We were both kinda hammered and for some reason the most logical thing to do at the time was to start going at it in a bathtub. I had to contort myself into positions I could undoubtedly not do unless I was a half-drunk, poon craving lunatic like I was at the time.
 
I was chubby and awkward and she was just awkward. We were at this house party thing and I totally blew off a bunch of skier friends to get it in. It worked but I still think it might have been the most awkard four minutes of my life. *ahem*

Dear Humps, If you're reading this I would like to say that the night I blew off you, Spencer, Roley, and that snowboarder who matters marginally less at the ponderosa was so that I could get my pre pubescent penis wet.

I am so sorry.
 
Not my complete first time, but I still wasn't very good with the ladies at the time. I stood up, and for a complete lack of having any idea of what to say I said "welp, thank you for your time," and went back to the party. The fact that I said that is still reason for my friends to make fun of me... almost 6 years later.
 
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