how to tell a girl...

CrazedSkier1080

CrazedSkier1080

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to stop using her fucking teeth! ahh i just got a fucking great BJ but every few second she bit just a little bit!

Kbus1224: I see how it is, ski movie more important than me?

npublicenemy900: no the whole movie just iannick b

 
if she bites, how is it a great bj? should tell her to watch her teeth cause it hurts.

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
give her the backhand or call her a skank ass bitch. no need for the teeth.

Darryl Hunt

'does rasin bran have rasins in it?' Ryan Sweasy (Nemoey)

'you don't have to treat me like a bitch while we're playing a game' Pauls to Cedric after Cedric kicked his ass at chess.
 
just tell her:

'Dont drag your teeth on my dick it fucking hurts'

But not everyone is a pansy man like you, some actually like a little bit of pain...it lets you know it's working ;-)



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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

FROSTMONKEY

 
shit i love when girls use their teeth

as long as its not over used

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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
pull it out....give er a smack across with it and stick it back in.

*****

Founder of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
just either jab her with it or give her a chubby whack, or tell her, or you can bite her when its your turn

dude, i am an official memeber of the 'cfpwutwdtm', dude

derek got runned over by a canadian

***official derek wannabee***
 
dude just tell her you dont like it when she uses her teeth. she probably wont be offened if you say it nicely ....and her not being offended will work out for you in the long run...you still get bj's and they dont hurt. yep.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
lol, my gf was pretty blunt when she said for me not to nibble on her lips.

'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus

I think i'm going crazy...

 
Haha, pete thats such a funny story.. But, now she is dumped so it doesnt matter

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
tell her to look at some thing and have her turn her head, when she turns back blow one in her face. Then have her wash up and send her over to me, i need my winkey wacked.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
'yo bitch i know dis aint tennis, but pretty soon ima use my back hand'(-lateralis) stop usin dem teef

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
just tell her to open her mouth more or your going to blow it on her face.... always works for me

.:l[Tyler]l:.
 
Do what flanker said...classical conditioning style, kinda like pavlov and his dog experiment, if im remembering shit right, which im probably not.

'Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you're still retarded'
 
yeah teeth suck i had this problem an di just asked that she stop biting and it was all good after that

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
^ hell yes i did have the same problem, and now they're great after i asked her to stop like they said she would only scrape em every few secs or wahtever

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-I get Head- Do you?

-Dave
 
hahahahaha mauii thats great, that song is fuckin hilarious...'whatta you want me to do with it?....dont matter just don't bite it!'

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
lovely vulgar ideas guys, but for real 'that feel so good but I'm really sensitive and your teeth tickle/are uncomfortable when they touch me'

 
^say that if ur into guys.....

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
EXCUSE ME TYLER??? just for the record, he's lying......

*brooke*

'What's so wrong with being happy?

Kudos to those who see through sickness.

When she woke in the morning

she knew that her life had passed her by.

And she called out a warning,

'Don't ever let life pass you by.''- Incubus

 
pull it outta her mouth and take the A-card. fuck head, get ass.

*****

Founder of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
next time, blindfold her, and instead of your dick, giver her a shotgun to suck on... then when she least expects it, blow her fucking brains out. No more teeth problems ;)

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
put a shotgun in her mouth, and blow her away.

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
thats not nice...

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
gets the job done.

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
ryan does have a point. a very good point

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700

Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club

EMTAE FO LIFE!
 
But then shes dead = No more blow jobs, even if they gottta a bit of teeth rather that then none

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
you can use her dead body for pleasure...

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
Would her pussy still be wet after months of deadness

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
nahh it would evaporate

Kbus1224: I see how it is, ski movie more important than me?

npublicenemy900: no the whole movie just iannick b

 
man teeth suck but its tough to just say watch the teeth girls havent gotten pissed yet.

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
Don't be polite and stupid about it like 'you're so wonderful but its a tad...blahb al' the next time she does it screech in pain. if she doesn't catch on get a new girlfriend or slap her in the face.

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
in very good moderation it is amazing...if she is though, just say look at me until she looks up , than backhand her, much more satisfying

2 Inchers Club

I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
 
o man, if she threw up that would be traumatizing, ud never want another blow job again, maybe

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
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