How to start 2011 with a bang?

pianoman

pianoman

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the title is sarcastic. was gonna rage tonight, but just got grounded after getting pulled over with weed for a broken headlight. what can i do by myself (aside from fapping, of course) that will pass the time? dont really feel like watching new years parties on tv. my friend is also grounded, so are there any games or shit we can do online together?
 
if your parents are like mine were when I was younger, just go out for a few when they go to bed, considering they dont plan on watching the ball drop
 
You will probs end up fapping. I'm chillin too plans fucked themselves but I'm going skiing tomorow so its all good.
 
Build a super fort inside your room, then get wasted and fap in it! I know you said you didn't want fapping as a suggestion, but let's be honest with each other, you're going to get bored and you're probably going to resort to a fap. but in the meantime, build that damn fort and drink in it
 
download some funny movies?
cook something random and delicious to make up for the bummer grounding?
learn how to break dance?
get bitten by a radio-active spider and change from mild-mannered peter parker pianoman into spiderman?!
 
Build it from lego.
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got pulled over because apparently one of my headlights was out. i didnt have my shit hidden enough, so they peeked into my car with a flashlight and saw that i had 14 grams of weed chillin there. i didnt expect to be pulled over because i was driving carefully would explain why i didnt hide it.
now im just trying to figure out what one does when brought to court for possession.
 
damn dude. always gotta hide that shit. one time i was drivin and my friend was lighting a blunt but for some reason he couldnt get the lighter to work so we come over this hill as he's trying to light that shit right into a police checkpoint. So he hid that quick and i pushed the 8 grams i had sitting out in the middle under this little thing and put my coolface on. forgot that i still had like 4 packs of wraps sitting out but it all went down ok. Just keep yo head up and it'll work out. shit sucks though
 
yeah man, that sounds mad lucky. i could have easily avoided it too, because i could have put the weed quickly under something, but i wasnt quick enough because the cops practically ran over to my car (its new years and they are on the prowl) too fast. coulda hidden it though, FUCK.
 
world of warcraft.

-its a party all the time

-you can drink without getting grounded

-pretend you're 40 and people will respect you
 
i wanna do something in celebration of new years. so therefore it can't be something that i do every weekend night.
jokes. i decided to get high.
 
I have to work at 7 am tomorrow and my sister can't DD for me because she's already going out...so I'm currently drinking by myself. Happy New Year!...
 
Well I built a fort. It's pretty shitty, but it goes well with my night (shitty as well).

All my friends are there though. I got 2 goats, a guy bogarting a huge joint, Buddy Christ, my ewok fella and the Husky (notice his pupils, he took all the drugs we were supposed to share)

Outside

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Inside(comfy side)

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450's are so 2010.. time to start 2011 with a bang *630 on, 360 bs sw up, 630 off on urban hand rail*
 
Options

1. Fap fer dayzz

2. Runescape, NeopPets, WoW, Xbox, etc.

3. Acquire said underage cheerleaders to come back to said built awesome super fort as stated above

4. Bang Bang Skeet Skeet

5. Profit??
 
Well you see you must find a chain link fence with a nice DFD handrail to a sports field of sorts. Then you must 630 on pretzel 450 off.

Then close it.
 
connect 2 cups with a string and give the other cup to your friend and you guys can whisper secrets to each other from your forts.
 
FACK YOU i was about too say this.

definitely get a play-station one and nostalgia the shit outta yourself.
 
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