How to sober up

I dont know about beeing stoned but when i drink i force myself to hack it all up before i go to bed then drink a shitfuck amount of water.
 
wash yo face with cold water eat a big ass burritto run around a little bit then wash yo face off wit some really cold water
 
if you need to drive or something, do a bump, it makes you so much more aware of everything. seriously amazing.
 
well if your drunk as fuck and you still have alcohol in your system being digested and your getting drunker then get rid of whats in your stomach.....makes sense.
 
no it doesnt, cause then you just get rid of what is already digested, not what is currently being digested.
 
2 lines of crushed aderol then wash 2 ridalin down with a redbull and get behind the wheel boiii
 
JERK OFF, i am dead serious... my one buddy is always like i get stoned and forget i have class then i need to come down quick to learn so i just go beat off and that gets me somewhat sober
 
shit's more fun when you're high... why would you want to sober up? have to operate heavy machinery or something? cool! video tape it!
 
take the tampon out and be high you pussy ass bitch. jesus these east coast kids smoke their bammer ass weed and cant handle their shit
 
wow the only one thats right is seanpistol, the only way to sober yourself up is time, i think its for every 1 drink you have its one hour before it is complelty out of yyour system, the water helps the hangover and rehydrates you that is it.
 
ok well hes talking about sobering up from being stoned NOT DRUNK... everyone knows to drink mass water and have water by the bed at night to stop hangovers
 
if ur high fuck cant remember that chemical well theres a chemical in ur brain when you smoke the messages that get sent through that chemical are fuzzy and unclear which is the high feelin if you eat/drink somethin that has that chem in it the message will become stronger cant remembe its name though...........so that was no help. no eat potatoe bread take a shower and sweat/piss ghet it outa ya
 
oh yeah if u wanna sober up take crack hits till you pass out and hit ur head and sleep in a pile of your own piss/puke/blood thats the best way to sober up from a little puff puff pass
 
there is no such thing as sobering up from being high... fool. and why would you ever want to ruin your own high? that's a waste of ganj/money, which are the same thing.
 
as a couple of people have mentioned, eating a lot of food and taking a long shower seem to be downers for me....
 
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