How to screw my housemate?!

maximiliaan

maximiliaan

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So, my housemate cheated on his girlfriend for the.... 5th time? and me and the others are pretty sick about it cause his gf is here 2 days a week and we have to be quiet about it even though he fucked someone else that same day.

so what is an original idea to srcew him in a funny way and that would let him know hes really doing something wrong and has to tell his gf?
 
Let him be, dude. Yeah, it's a scummy thing to do and he's probably a shitty guy for that, but it's his life. Don't meddle in it to prove some point. If he wants to fuck around and lie to his girlfriend about it, that's on him. Unless it's directly hurting or affecting you somehow, let it be. No need to get involved.
 
the only time this could be a real dilemma is if you've been friends with his girlfriend for a while, then you might feel a responsibility to tell her (which you still shouldn't do)

sounds like the guy is a dipshit anyway, he'll fuck up eventually
 
13313746:Bart.Man said:
Let him be, dude. Yeah, it's a scummy thing to do and he's probably a shitty guy for that, but it's his life. Don't meddle in it to prove some point. If he wants to fuck around and lie to his girlfriend about it, that's on him. Unless it's directly hurting or affecting you somehow, let it be. No need to get involved.
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its super awkward sitting on the couch next to a girl who is really in love with him so its annoying as fuck. And we just want to have some fun and fuck around with him
 
13313783:maximiliaan said:
its super awkward sitting on the couch next to a girl who is really in love with him so its annoying as fuck. And we just want to have some fun and fuck around with him
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yeah man, nothing says "just fucking with you, bro" like telling the GF her boyfriend is sleeping around. hilarious prank.
 
Call a planned parenthood. Request a STD check up and use her number as the callback number. The goal is to get them to call for a meeting confirmation.

or

Just let it slide. Yeah, he's a dick but it's not really your place to get involved.
 
Dude sounds like a player I'd try and be more like him and bang as many chicks as I can. If his GF is ugly as fuck he'll dump her sooner than you think.

Just one word of friendly advice: you are his roommate not one of his bitches tell him to limit the time she is there or pay extra rent or move out. She isn't your roommate.
 
Tell him she found out(say like someone told her about it, or say she met a girl he slept with and she told her about it or something else believable enough) and say he should probably call her to talk about it.
 
I read the title of your thread, looked at the color of your name, and read the first sentence and was super confused at first. but i say just start calling his gf the names of the girls he's fucked when she walks into your house or something, that always turns out fun
 
13313783:maximiliaan said:
its super awkward sitting on the couch next to a girl who is really in love with him so its annoying as fuck. And we just want to have some fun and fuck around with him
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Just because it's a little uncomfortable for you when an oblivious person is in the room it still isn't ok to fuck with the situation. If you're that uncomfortable with this knowledge, leave the room when she's there. Or get over it and understand that it's their business.
 
You could do the classics like itching powder, or bucket of water on top of a door he walks through. My favorite classic is to frame them for murder.
 
topic:maximiliaan said:
so what is an original idea to srcew him in a funny way
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Come home in a clown suit, knock him out with ether, fuck him in the left ear and shove this up his ass:

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13313960:Mr.Huck said:
Come home in a clown suit, knock him out with ether, fuck him in the left ear and shove this up his ass:

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Not only did you fuck up the imbed, but you're idea is fucked up
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So let me get this straight...your roommate is screwing his girlfriend and some other chick and now you want him to screw you too?

Stay away dude, too much drama
 
Go through his furniture and take out every screw, then reassemble without the screws. Whenever he goes to do anything, get in bed, open a drawer, etc. the furniture will fall apart
 
13314066:soulskier said:
So let me get this straight...your roommate is screwing his girlfriend and some other chick and now you want him to screw you too?

Stay away dude, too much drama
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Hahahahahahaha!!!!
 
Get a life size cutout of his girlfriend made, wait until he is fucking some other chick and then put it on the outside of the door open it mid sesh and see how he reacts.
 
The foreign underwear under the bed trick?

Record sex tape

give out housemate's phone number

depends how far u wanna take it. He might kill you if you spill the beans...I would not do anything and mind my own business and wait until his gf finds out on her own.
 
Assumptions:

-You have a crush on his GF and want to break them up.

-You think you have a shot with said girl if they break up.

Problem:

-You want a way to break them up while feeling like you are maintaining the moral high-ground.

Solution:

-Let the situation be. Even if you did tell her, AND she's into you, she still will not date you because you live with her ex who cheated on her.
 
13315105:ANDR01D said:
Assumptions:

-You have a crush on his GF and want to break them up.

-You think you have a shot with said girl if they break up.

Problem:

-You want a way to break them up while feeling like you are maintaining the moral high-ground.

Solution:

-Let the situation be. Even if you did tell her, AND she's into you, she still will not date you because you live with her ex who cheated on her.
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nailed it.
 
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