how to ride with steeze

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doitbig

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i'm doing a school paper about defining your style as a skier. what are somethings you guys think brings the steeze to the slopes? clothing, persona, whatever...

 
control.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
being open and friendly with other skiers on the hill. Giving props and asking help.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
no offence but thats gonna be a mad hard paper to write and make interesting

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
No one will be able to relate to your essay, and you'll probably wind up with a bad mark because no one knows what you are talking about.

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Classic NS right here:
Shadow7: i know i sound like a total newb whos JON?
SeanPistol: jon olsson. the sweedish guy that wears wierd suits and skis for head.
Shadow7: oh yea him lol thanks for DE-newbeing me
seanPistol: no. you are still a noob.
Shadow7: and your a fag
seanPistol: and you are a little bitch.
 
Style is all about looking relaxed and having complete control of your body and equipment. I think some pro stated that in the last freeze and I think it's pretty accurate

Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
 
^word

and when your riding keep your arms down and in front of you the whole time and have all your clothes XL

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In my opinion, clothing is too overrated. I know these hippy tele-skiers at my hill who have beat up old North Face jackets, bib pants and about an entire roll of duct-tape in various spots on they're outerwear keeping it together. And these dudes have more style dripping of their dreads than most people on this site.

Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
 
yep XL top and bottom is a must

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
relate steeze in skiing to the really world. some people can just does things better and cleaner than others. successfull people in the real world have complete control of what they are doing, same in skiing

 
all i can tell you is 'easy style it'

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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'rilla steeze is the shiznit.

i hated t.hall for it in the beginning...

and then i realized its 4000 times better...

style is transferring who you are off the hill to the hill...

like you still want people to see who you are.

oh, and compactedness...

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way cool
 
'strenuous skiing comes easy.'

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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Making things look easy and being aware of all your equipment and body parts and how they're positioned.

Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
relaxed and under control... making shyt look easy

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'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked. sO UH drop it like it's hot'

-teddy (EastCoastPride)

THE LAB

*NWFT*
 
first of all, I am pretty sure it is spelt with an 's' not a 'z' steese. secondly, it means you look like a rapper.

 
not gunna be a hard paper, it's only a short one where i have to write in a certain author's writing style...any more ideas guys? also what can define someone of lacking steeze?

 
Acting like you dont give a fuck, sleepy steeze remember.

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
 
looking like theyre forcing themselves to look relaxed and being low is some bad steeze.Being too low makes you looks dumb and weird.

Good steeze is having a smooth motion and making it look easy.

bhill
 
too tight pants...... pencil steeze

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'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked. sO UH drop it like it's hot'

-teddy (EastCoastPride)

THE LAB

*NWFT*
 
lots of experience, some good tunes and some weed'll giv ya steez, just ask Deschey, and don't listen to freshies.

boost! boom-bap.
 
steeze sucks and so do you

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I'm on the inside, don't worry about it.

Hippi's don't stink: Patchouli does.
 
Looking good with the way you position your body, skis, and poles. Poles can do so much for your rail steeze.

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Ski more!
 
All you need to know: Joystick poles.

Yes, it is possible to buy steeze.

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Current Reigning NS Idiot: ''teddy i guess you also thing that Area-51 doesnt exist either then... how do you explain the alien autopsy's and the Unknown aircraft that crashed in roswel.''-SxMarty6, Member # 41216
 
I'm not saying what kind of poles you have. I'm saying the position your holding your poles.

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xtra baggy saggy pants, a way too big puffy jacket, earflap touque with pompoms on the strings, and super big headphones hooked up to you 80gig iPod. Oh, and if you're not riding Ninthward skis and super hunched up like you're the hunchback of notredame, you're just not cool, so go home.

Make sure to bring your worst attitude to the hill too. You can't be steezy without being a jackass.

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

J.D. May
 
Dude... it doesn't matter how you wield your joystick poles. People see you have them and are like 'WHOA! omg! Joysticks... like, WHOA! I'm like, rendered unconscious by the unfathomable steeze automatically imparted unto you by your oh-so-godly poles!'

See?

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Current Reigning NS Idiot: ''teddy i guess you also thing that Area-51 doesnt exist either then... how do you explain the alien autopsy's and the Unknown aircraft that crashed in roswel.''-SxMarty6, Member # 41216
 
Clothes dont realy matter in my opinion, if youre comfortable, its all good

and style is being in control and making it look like its realy easy...when its not

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- Simon

Real East Coast Skier
 
good luck. each persons definition of good style is completely different. and most peoples definition of style on here is what a snowboarder looks like.

 
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Stay Classy Newschoolers
 
' You dont need skis with rental steeze!'

Qoute i heard but some guy on my mountain

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
Not being a jackass, being relaxed, Crouched (not nessecarily gorrila, but definitely not pencil. Being concious of your every move.

'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
 
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