How to quit your job with style.

....come one, double gainer with the boner and bass....you know you want to

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
 
you wont get paid for the time you arent there. those systems are super easy to modify if you have the manager's card and password. i've used those for years. what do you think happens when someone forgets to punch out...they just pay them like a hundred extra bucks? duh and if you wreck stuff like throw pies and shit, they will take it out of your paycheck. and if you do any other lude behavior, they have the right to call the cops. so be careful but good luck

I would rather discover a single fact, even a small one, than debate the great issues at length without discovering anything at all. -- Galileo Galilei, c. 1640

 
at the canadian tire store that i work at my two friends quit over the intercom it was soo funny

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This thread was kind of a giant letdown. At first it was so good and i was looking forward to an interesting conclusion...and then it sort of died. meh, ill get over it

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Keep it dapp

A-JIBBERS * OPTION5 Represent

 
or u could jus get him 2 sumhow fire u and u get payed for 2 weeks after i think

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
 
im working as a bagger at my local store this summer...............WHAT HAPPENED!? its thurs 9:30 east coast

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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

~my english teacher wanted to flunk mein junior high,by the time im finished ill be 35, i smacked him in the face with an erasor,chased him with a stapler, and told him to change the grade on the flipin paper~ BRAD RAD*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
okay i thought that i was going to work today. nope. not until tomorrow. i am going to quit right before my shift so they are short handed. there is still time to give me ideas people.

 
you need to work for like 20 minutes acting normal so you can set traps and shit, and sabotage the store. then get rowdy and bust out of there with style

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
ok man if you quit and leave them short handed never expect to get another job again, at least that's how it is in my town. I live in a small town and if i did that shit everyone would know and i'd never get hired anywhere ever again.

SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
 
P-A system...saying why your quitting and why other places are better

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
 
ok, its friday morning now...

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n

They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

~my english teacher wanted to flunk mein junior high,by the time im finished ill be 35, i smacked him in the face with an erasor,chased him with a stapler, and told him to change the grade on the flipin paper~ BRAD RAD*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
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n

They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

~my english teacher wanted to flunk mein junior high,by the time im finished ill be 35, i smacked him in the face with an erasor,chased him with a stapler, and told him to change the grade on the flipin paper~ BRAD RAD*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
FINAL POST

well, this was a fun thread at the begining, but i am sorry to dissappoint you guys. i went in to work today, and worked for 3 hours of my 5 hour shift. then i went up to the manager and asked to pick up my check because i was quitting. i expected him to be an asshole and then that's when shit would start. he was amazingly nice. i went in the office and picked up my last paycheck and filled out some termination papers. on the way out he said he enjoyed working with me, and i was a good kid. i wished him good luck in life and shook his hand. thats all there was to it.

 
ohh come on

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
 
ah man... i was waiting for the story of the century, about some kid blowing his boss to kingdom come.

oh well, props to you for not making a fool of yourself with this guy.

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
hahaha oh man the things we play over the intercom at loblaws. buddy has an n-gage with the crunk music on it and we play it through the phone.

or we just make random grunting sounds over the intercom hahaah

 
you d-bag....you built this all up for nothin, what a let down...quick there's still time, go slash his tires

*NS Skateboarders*
 
you should have hid meat in places like behind boxes of stuff nobody buys, or leave a shit somewhere. i donno, but at least you werent an ass hole to him

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well i really thought about all of this, and going out with style and being a dick. i thought that quitting that way would make myself a pussy. i decided, to suck it up, be a man, and quit in a respectable way. plus if i was an asshole i wouldn't be allowed to go back into the store. since i have a lot of friends that work there, i need to be able to go back in and visit them.

 
sounds like..... you chickened out.

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"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis
 
u should have stolen one of those electric wheel chairs and chased him around the store and after he fires u drive home in the cart

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

 
hahahaha, a five mile per hour foot race!

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

 
where I used to work, a friend of mine went and blazed a J with the 70 year old cook... he got fired

V-TOWN Bitches!
 
funniest fucking thing...this kid i know worked in kmart and my friend was working the same day...the kid hated the job and wanted to quit...he stormed the mic and he's like kmart sucks the management is shit the bosses are shit and this place sucks leave now and the managers threw him out...literally

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist

 
ahhh yes, the biggest run up to mature decision dissapointement ever...

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Patty "Typos McGee" W.

*NS Skateboarders*

EX ~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

oh, the e-drama!

If what you say can me misinterpreted, it will be misinterpreted, and there will always be someone to misinterpret it no matter how you say it.
 
hahaha holy crap that was good. everyone at my work who quits gives their 2 weeks notice and then just doesnt go anymore. even if their sceduled to work like the day after they give their 2 weeks notice they just dont go

NS SKATEBOARD
 
haha i like the beatboxing idea

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$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
 
get on the intercom and start talkin bout all the hot bitches you can see. then start bitchin about how fat and ugly your boss is.. and make up some other bullshit that will piss them off

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DROP CLIFFS NOT BOMBS
 
most job applications and stuff say something like "by signing this either party may cancle (w/e) this job with no stated reason." in other words he could just walk in, say "i quit" and leave. 2 weeks are just a courtesy.

"I got this sick sticker from K2 for $300 came with free skis" ~t-man152

"Ninjas fly out of your butt. We're not kidding."~some article on amped3
 
what a let down...

"I got this sick sticker from K2 for $300 came with free skis" ~t-man152

"Ninjas fly out of your butt. We're not kidding."~some article on amped3
 
it turned out to be the biggest anti-climax of all time.. a friendly handshake to finnish it

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DROP CLIFFS NOT BOMBS
 
hahaha when i worked at a grocery store i was mopping up some little kids puke at like 9 am on a saturday i heard it snowed 3 feet in the hills i was like fuck this shit i dumped the mop bucket right there on the floor i was in the back of the store as i proceeded to the front door i knocked as much shit off of the shelves as possible threw bags of shugar onto the ground a shitoal od glass jars broke! walked out the door picke dup my paycheck the next day!

with gas prices so expensive and mexicans so cheap i think i am going to start riding a mexican to work!
 
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