How to piss off my Neighbour?

haha my neighbours don't even speak the same language... but if yours are conservative it shouldn't be hard to freak them out.

actually try cooking a lot of really disgustingly stinky food but put the kitchen fan on so the smell wafts into their house and bedrooms. this happened to me, every summer for the past few years because my room was right across from the exhaust thingy. still not too happy about that but oh well.
 
Buy a big bag of salt and spell out some racial slur or swear word on their front lawn in salt, the salt kills the grass and will never let it grow back
 
first feed their dogs lots of hot-dogs with lots of exlax tabs inside them. then i would post their phone number in a really kinky Craig's List personal add.
 
or take a shit and ptu it between the cap and the little door thats outside it and do itright after they fill up so it will stew there for like a week
 
If they have a crappy car thats easy to get under the hood without a key, get hold of a wiring diagram for the car and find a 12v switched supply (so it only comes on when the car is running). Cut the wires to the horn. Run a new cable from the switched 12v to one terminal on the horn and run the other to an earth somewhere. This is sure to result in mayhem and an unusable car as every time they go to turn their car on the horn will sound continously.

PS: I don't reccomend doing the above as I'm sure you could find yourself in front of a court.
 
We egged my friends neighbors that are across the street from him......Thing is we did it at 1 in the afternoon and they were home. We just stood out on his deck and lobbed eggs at they house. Ended up being pretty fun and costing us (4 of us) each $80 for a new door and some other shit. After we all did it we ran and hid up in his 3rd story bedroom and then when they came out he yelled at them like an idiot and they knew it was us and shit. In the end it was definately not worth it.
 
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