How to pass a THC drug test overnight

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there are a lot of threads about smoking weed and stuff but theres no need to hate on everyone, just dont open it if it says something about weed. thanks for posting man, i learned some stuff, and even if theres equivalent threads somewhere else every thread is different and you can learn something. some kids on ns just need to mellow out
 
There is only one way to pass a THC drug test overnight.
I am going to make a like macro script to reply to this shit automatically I swear.
THC is filtered out of your blood stream by your kidneys in to your bladder. So picture a constant flow of thc in to your piss pouch there....
Now you sleep and this piss pouch called a bladder will have tons of thc in it that accumulated all night.
You need to stay up all night, drink warm tea (your body passes warm fluids faster, it takes longer to pass cold water, you don't piss 57 degree urine do you?). Prior to the test you will have to be urinating 5-7 times per hour.
By this point your lil piss pouch can't get filled with THC fast enough to make your urine actually show dirty.
AND THUS EINSTEIN DISCOVERED THE DILUTION METHOD.
So how does this method fail? Your piss has shit like specific gravity, ph, and creatine levels that MUST be met for it to quality as piss. Diluting your piss like this throws all of this off.
Those detox drinks are essentially "nuclear nutrient bombs", and are great ways to temporarily offset the diluted urine that most labs will not accept anymore.

 
this concept may have been posted already, im not looking through 70 posts so smd:

My brother has passed many thc tests with these special pills you can get at a local smoke shop, its a little packet of stuff that you mix with water, after you have had thc in your body, for a little over a month, there is these little chemical thingys that are in your pee that the test looks for, when you drink this mix, your body temporarily stops releasing this stuff. it works in half an hour, so that means: you drink this stuff, wait half an hour, take a piss, and then piss without this chemical stuff will fill your bladder and you will be able to pass the test untill the stuff wears off which takes like 3 hours! they are very cheap i dont know what they are called i dont smoke... just ask a guy at your local shop because my brother passed 4 tests with it...
 
what i got from this thread is a 13 year old kid wants to tell the world he smokes hella weed and that he is to much of a pussy to tell his parents to fuck off and that hes not pissing in some cup
 
what i got from this post was you are some idiot with no reading comprehension skills whatsoever, he thought he could be funny by making totally irrelevant assumptions along with the probability that you are some disrespectful asshole who was kicked out of the house the day he turned 18 (assuming you are in fact 18)
 
no, infact i did not post to be funny, i posted because im sick of kids bitching about drug tests and their parents not letting them smoke weed, and i did not make one single assumption, if the kid did the test then he obviously didnt tell his parents that he refused to, not an assumption but an obvious understanding, i read well above my grade level so that is irelivant, and i am 18 and i am trying to move out but my family is trying to persuade me not to. and i hope you realize that calling me a disrespectfull asshole who was kicked out is in its self a irelavant statement, if you have anything else you would like to say feel free to pm me, kill my karma or give me negative feedback all are fine and have a nice day :)
 
idk, im not lying tho this actually happened, the pills are large with green herbs in them that you just need to eat, i saw them and he explained to me what they were, and thats how he passed his 3 tests
 
Exactly. And you should also know how dangerous it is to drink so much fucking water. There is such thing as water poisoning.
 
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real lab tests actually test for niacin and creatine etc as well as many other things.

also, and I know this doesn't apply to the op, but im pretty sure that if you get caught like fucking with a court ordered one (aka for rehab or multiple possession charges), that its like even worse than testing positive.
 
i've used these before and they worked like a charm. legit lab test for a job. quit puffin' three days before and then used these things. passed with flying colors.
 
Heres what you do. You mix several cough syrups, perscription pills, cocaine and weed along with some liquor on a blender. Then you drink it. It should help you.
 
the reason you passed is because youre 6'1 and 150. im 6'0 and 155 and passed one after only about 14 hours after smoking. its because we have 0 fat for thc to store in
 
That statement is so grammatically incorrect that I find it hard to believe you read above your grade level. And if you're 18, you're probably a senior, soo what constitutes reading above grade level? You read as well as someone who's no longer in high school? congratulations... many people who aren't in high school can't even read...

"Disrespectfull"?? is it full of disrespect, or is it disrespectful...

"its self"?? it is self, or is it itself...

"irelavant"?? what is this? I don't even... you must have meant irrelevant...
 
my daddy doesnt care if i smoke "hella weed" XD

but on a serious note you you just got lucky on the home test.

its easier to just tell them yeah i smoke but its not hurting anyone doing it.

show them The Union and maybe thry will ease up
 
13978801:ashleysummer said:
To speed up the detoxication process, do a lot of cardio or weight training. It will increase metabolism, thus speeding up the detox process. Drinking plentywill also help you to cleanse the body. Aa additional meassure, you can try some detox products like these ones, but they will help you only if you use it as a daily part of detoxification . Hope this helps

**This post was edited on Dec 29th 2018 at 7:48:57am
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