How to pass a THC drug test overnight

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crockwood

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Okay so yesterday i was at my friends house and i was watching the hangover and my friend starts cleaning his pipe by boiling water and the whole entire house ends up smelling like the dankest weed and his parents come home.. so he decides to open all the windows and doors and light some candles.. pretty much a dead giveaway that we did something we werent supposed to do. anyways his parents get pissed.. i have to call my stepdad to pick me up and when he gets there my friends parents talk to my stepdad and they thought we were smoking.. so they made me and my friend take drug tests the next morning when we just smoked hella weed the night before.. okay so back to the reason i posted this.. how to pass a drug test overnight.. now my parents got the First Check cup thc drug test kit its only $16 and its the best one there is.. so last night i took 3 500mg flush niacin pills drank hella water and pissed over 8 times, after i did the cycle of pissing 8 times i got some Coleman Water Purifiers for camping.. there in the camping section at walmart there only $5.88 put 2 white pills into one bottled water and another white pill into a second bottled water.. drink the first bottle and about 30 min later drink the next one and go to bed.. before you take your piss test make sure you pee at least 2 times after you have taken the niacin and water purifiers and an hour before you take your piss test take 1 more niacin pill and when you go take your test you are sure to pass..

let me know if you have any questions or concerns. again this worked for me so it should work for you. im 6'1" and weigh 151. im a pretty skinny guy.

peace. toke up the night before your drug test do this method and you will pass with flying colors.
 
Drink bleach, ALWAYS works.

just kidding, you can die. Because some dumbass at my school tried it before.
 
i have grade A lab tests sitting in the garage...no preparation i can i pass in at most 6 daysim proud of myself for that
 
Shut up. "we just smoked hella weed the night before." I pretty much wanted you to get run over at that point. Just general shit thread, you suck at life.

Go fuck with fucking magnets and see how they fucking work.
 
how about you shut the fuck up? i typed this up really quick. im trying to help other people pass there ua's... not get bitched out by some dumbass
 
Nobody that smokes has any idea how to pass a drug test. And some stupid kid that lucked out is not the one they want advice from. Kids these days are hella hella stupid.
 
3 water purifiers.. i put them in the water and let them dissolve.. then drank the water i was going to swallow them whole but the bottle said call poison control if swallowed whole
 
Little jimmy thought he had beat the system.... yet little did he know.... HIS PARENTS HAVE A NS ACCOUNT!!!!!!
 
i wouldn't do this but my friend was in the same shit took a shot of bleach and put it in a gallon of water. it worked for him but again i wouldn't do it.
 
Honestly, you're not gonna pass overnight ever. The beset solution is to tape a bag of a clean friend's piss to your leg and do that. It has to be really close to your body so that the temperature is correct.
 
Yup.

IF you can't get some piss from a friend. Smoke meth, blow a line of k, smoke some deemsters, eat 1/4 cup of mushrooms, snort a 1/10 of molly, eat 2 vicodins, drink 2 and a half beers.

Worked hella good for my buddy
 
why are you such a dick all the time now? you used to be one of my favorite posters now you just bitch people out all the time
 
How bout this?

Dont fucking smoke in the fucking house, or clean your pipe? Are you guys really that fucking idiotic?

But I forgot. You smoke hella weed. So excuse me for having common sense.
 
Because im sick of these damn posts in Newschoolers about "I GOT CAUGHT SMOKING", or "I PASSED ME DRUG TEST".

Noone truly cares, and if you smoke, you should either know by now how to pass a drug test, or just not to be shady about it.
 
you must have been on probation at some point too.

seriously, this is the way to go. i had a pretty extensive time period of monitored sobriety and didn't always make the best decisions. you CAN drink enough water in one day to flush your system and have nothing show up (i would recommend at least two gallons). BUT your piss will show up diluted because most labs take a measurement of the creatine in you piss to tell if it is diluted. drink a LOT of fluids with a LOT of creatine in it. system will be flushed and the test won't be able to tell it is diluted.
 
You dont go to granby do you? Theres a kid called the prez who did that a few years ago. Now his kidneys are failing. But he is a massive tool.
 
All you did was drink enough water to dilute your piss. The Nican and other pills didnt do anything. This only works on home test, since lab test look at your creatine and other chems that are normally in your piss.
So you could of just drank a gallon or two of watter and pissed enough times to make sure that you are pissing 100% water.
 
A 16 dollar drug test is not even a decently credible drug test, far from the best. Legit drug testing costs alot of money and they would immediately see that your piss was water and tell you nice try see you tomorrow for you next piss test. You couldve saved yourself from taking the niacin with the amount of h20 you drank
 
agreed, the abortioner is such a hater it's sad.

as for the OP, good work man and I'm glad you posted this and I'm sure many people, such as myself will remember this if I am ever in need of it. Thanks mang
 
It's all how I'm feeling. 99% of the time the hate isn't serious. If it offends people you take the internet too seriously. Sorry that you don't understand.
 
get a friend who hasnt smoked to pee on your leg. sounds crazy but the acid in urine will react with the thc in your blood and neutralize it.
 
Go to your local head shop and ask for help. A lot of them sell either synthetic urine or some kind of drink mix you can make that will clean your system. The drinks can be pretty expensive, but I'm pretty sure they work.
 
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