How to order stuff online without your parents kmowing!

[THURSTY]

I don't have a credit card and I don't want a package showing up to my house when everyones home

 

[pennstater]

if u r looking for a vape ill ship u one in a tshirt or somtin

 

[phissong]

Dildos?

 

[Billek]

Ship everything to me and I might give it to you.

 

[skijunkiedtm]

pay a friend who is not a bitch to order it for you?

 

[The_Big_Tuna]

I expected an answer because there was no question mark at the end of the sentence.

So fuck you.

 

[Bill.Nye]

By visa prepaid cards and have it shipped to your neighbor's house

 

[edai]

lol

 

[JzD.]

I bet its porn

 

[Blurst]

What could you possibly be ordering. All a twelve year old needs that his parents cant know about are on the internet anyways.

 

[ForeverYung]

What ate you buying? Porn? Flesh light? Bong?

 

[Mr.Turtle]

a fleshlight/bong combo

 

[Spinoza]

FLESHLIGHT

 

[THURSTY]

nope none of you have guessed right

 

[Bill.Nye]

A dildo

 

[ChocolateMilk.]

You win.

 

[edai]

An XXL Ignant Vest you're ordering without telling your parents you're using their credit card?

 

[.RYAN66]

mail order hooker obviously.

 

[THURSTY]

nope nope nooope

 

[soulskier]

prepaid cards and a po box?

 

[Bill.Nye]

Meth

 

[ForeverYung]

That was a screen that plays porn.... I will make millions

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

its probably an anniversary present for his parents

 

[Bill.Nye]

I already guessed a dildo

 

[Dr.Gonzo]

so.... two dildos?

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

go to where ever they ship out of and hide it in your ass. your parents will never know

 

[Lick]

Either have someone buy it for you, or buy prepaid visa cards from wal mart...

then ship it either to a friend who would do it for you.. or if you have a sis/bro in college mail it to their dorm. that's what i did i mailed a vape to my sisters dorm then she gave it to me.

 

[lukewalnuts]

buttsex?

 

[alex=]

So far, we have:

fleshlight

porn

bong

vape

fleshbong

bonglight

dildo

two dildos

XXL Ignant vest

I will add:

fleshporn

pornbong

vapebong (super tokage ftw)

fleshbonglight

bonglightdildo

XXL Ignant vest w/ built in bong

XXL Ignant vest w/ built in vape

XXL Ignant vest w/ built in fleshlight

But seriously, rent a PO box or some shit like that

 

[THURSTY]

still wrong

 

[Downtofilm]

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

ha

 

[Downtofilm]

I was loling throughout the whole thread.

 

[monkatizer]

threads

 

[sniche]

Were not playing fucking hotter or colder here. WHAT ARE YOU BUYING?

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

A mail order sex slave

 

[m-tang]

A sex order male slave

 

[werndog]

XXL Ignant vest w/ built in dildo

 

[Montville57]

This. OP is an attention whore/possible pink name alias

 

[Bill.Nye]

 

[Bmo.]

at least give us a price range

 

[POW-WOW]

Is this something your parents would approve of?

Is it me?

 

[Lemuel]

This can all be purchased at Spencer's Gifts, why does OP need to do it online?

 

[saxon]

it's probably Proactive.

 

[NinetyFour]

He's buying a Glock.

 

[Puzzled]

Airsoft/Paintball Gun?

 

[Dr.Gonzo]

OP should say what he's ordering

 

[appa]

woah

 

[HorsecockTony]

a slave mail sex order.

 

[toominator]

Just watch out for papercuts if you're having mail order sex. Use protection

 

[I_Am_Mod]

threads for whatever OP is going to order, i'd put my money on the fleshbong .....

 

[Heart]

First Drop?