How To Not Give A Fuck

[BITS]

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[lbuitendam]

lolololoo hamburger to tha face lol

 

[JayMeZZy]

i very much so lost this time, good find

 

[Mike-O]

Tears of joy, hahaha. That was sensational.

 

[IanAvery-Leaf]

was that a large shitstain at the end hahahahahahaha

 

[CliffyByro]

that was fucking hilarious hahahaha

 

[Smuffy]

winning

 

[Orrin]

So fucking funny it had me in tears..oh my..

 

[Lucas]

Hahaha

 

[GrabsForFun]

This. Not really sure why though

 

[gwhitey]

Bahahahahahahaha

 

[Backyard.Skier]

hahahahhahahaha "im not afraid"

 

[theBearJew]

Cant burst out laughing at work. threads.

 

[Bar_Down]

threads for not at work

 

[soulskier]

"and remember......." did the audio cut out for anyone else? i feel like i missed the most important message.

 

[matt.s]

i did not believe i would actually be in tears. that was fuckin hilarious

 

[Bill.Nye]

 

[powerslide]

hell year - top humor! Er det dig selv eller en makker, det gav lige en "sen-aftens-griner" tusind tak.

 

[Casper.]

^ Indeed

 

[mowglii]

ahahahah is his ass bleeding? or did he shit himself or something?

 

[Amadeus.]

no he had a little pause then i think he said "your soul. "

Great post +k

 

[LivingColour]

Am I the only one who thought that was dumb?

 

[Bill.Nye]

You obviously give way too many fucks to understand.

 

[LivingColour]

Nope don't give a fuck

 

[AWALLRUS.]

what an odd person

 

[janetSkis]

lost so hard at the surprise murmaid

 

[Mike-O]

Concentrated effort of making good-looking poopy diapers while not giving a fuck.

 

[bangarangmules]

So much poo poo on his bum.

 

[Selena_Gomez]

 

[BITS]

Haha jeg aner ikke hvem han er, har bare fået linket gennem fb. Tror dog han har været med i Dagens Mand - hahaha.

 

[Montville57]

YO ECB.... SELENA'S HERE BOIIII

 

[Anathema]

anathema's guide on how to not give a fuck.

get drunk and repeat something condescending about whatever it is that's making you give a fuck in song form.

example: a girl is being a giant ass bitch to you.

drink your face off and just sing "SHE'S A GIANT BITCH, SHE'S A FUCKIN BITCHY ASS BITCH AND I DONT NEED THAT SHIT. IM THE FUCKIN BOSS, SHE'S A WHORE FROM HELL. FUCK THAT BITCHY SLUT IN HER STUPID FUCKIN ASS" to whatever tune you want.

pissed that your car broke down and it's going to cost 5g to fix?

drink a quart and start singing my friend. "WHO NEEDS A CAR WHEN I GOT MY FUCKIN FEET. FEET ARE SO MUCH BETTER IM GONNA WALK ALL FUCKIN DAY. GONNA GET IN SHAPE, FUCK THAT FUCKIN CAR, GONNA RUN AROUND GONNA RUN SO VERY FAR."

you feel even better about yourself when you rhyme..

best friend being a dickhead?

"THATS MY BUDDY NATE HE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU. DONT EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO HIS DUMB ASS HES GOTTA PITIFUL IQ. HES SO FUCKING STUPID DOESNT KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR HIM. NOW IM GONNA HANG OUT WITH MY OTHER BUDDY JIM. JIM IS SO AWESOME HE MAKES ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF. FUCK THAT PANSY NATE AND HE'S TINY LIKE A ELF".

see how good you feel already? sing it loud and sing it proud. and remember, your condescension is key. make other people or objects feel bad while making yourself feel good and laughing about the situation.

 

[FerrisBueller]

inb4 ecb

 

[mattd_]

What a waste of space.

 

[Nurgle]

Like your existence.

 

[alvy.]

mattd_ gives way too many fucks. You fuckwhore stop giving fucks.

 

[Peter.]

the crying hamburger part was the best

 

[Brock.]

Soooo, so good.

 

[WI_Personallty]

hamburger to the face w/ crying so funny. Did you see the first time he did it. the girl just looked and didn't care.

 

[Amadeus.]

where is part 2?

 

[Amadeus.]

Hes uploading more!

 

[.batman.]

wtf is this hahahahhaa

 

[CheddarJack]

Hahahahhahahah

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

This guy should get an award.

 

[DIX~]

oh boy

 

[ElMexicano]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8

 

[ElMexicano]

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[T-ROB]

Im literally crying laughing and I don't know why hahahahhahaha

 

[snowfinder]

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[Forcillo]

 

[.ZT.]

I lost for a solid 5 minutes.