How to mess with telemarketers

my favorite is to actually listen to what they're trying to sell, then slowly break down their pitch disecting their every play. Then sell them back why someone shouldn't buy their product, and why their pitch is a failure. crush them emotionally. turn them to jello. convince them to quit their job and move to india.
 
After every question just answer "yes" or ask how they can "PROVE IT!"Randomly say: " I know where you live. I can see you."Or Pretend your the police
 
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