How to mess with telemarketers

LMP

LMP

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post others if you have any ideas:
When they try to sell you long distance, explain that you do not have a phone.
Pretend to be a voice recording.
"Hold on while I get my credit card" - come back an hour later
Ask if they know how to get blood stains out of beige carpet
Try to sell them something.
Ask for their home number and tell them that you'll call them back at a more convenient time.
Pretend like you're on scene of a murder investigation, and say you have to interview them.
Act like an old lady who is hard of hearing and keep telling them to speak up.
Breathe heavily.
 
Just hang up.

And for some reason I thought this when I saw your thread title:

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tell them their voice is sexy and that you would like to take your relationship with them farther then just calling each other.
 
Where is the fun in that?!

I have fond memories of my mom on the phone with telemarketers. She would give them a run for their money, that's for sure.
 
my sister and i used to pretend to be my mom, and we would put the phone right next to the speakers and one of us would yell MOM and the other would come running and talk to them for like 15 minutes and then be like, oh no man i am just kidding. im 15 haha. this was like 5 years ago now probably haha!
 
I have a friend that is a telemarketer in the summer. I really feel sorry for the guy sometimes with the shit he gets cause all he is doing is working for the firefighters that ask for donations and he still catches so much shit from people.
 
yea i know a telemarketer too, and he says that he thinks that its funny when someone tries to fuck with him, thats what gets him through his long boring day
 
Well, your friend needs to realize that people hate telemarketers, so he's gonna catch shit once in a while. Its the name of the game. And that it takes more muscles & energy to frown than to smile.
 
Haha. He has gotten some people to stop yelling and just listen to him and made them feel like shit for yelling at him when he explains what he is calling for. Like you know the firefighters that hold the boots near intersections in cities sometimes?? yeah, he is a telemarketer for them.
 
Just pretend you are another telemarketer and start to try to sell them stuff. Like :"Hello, would you like to buy my product""Well I was wondering if you want to buy ________(Insert billy mays endorsed product) Only 19.95!Keep messing around and they'll get P.O.ed
 
my friend's house gets them all the time, like one or two an hour so when they call we pick up, tell them to hold on a sec then start throwing the phone around the room and making a bunch of noise. either that or just stick it in the couch and keep checking if they're there.
 
I get called a lot by this place "telefund inc" and I always answer like this, "Hi this is Telefund Inc John speaking, how can I help you?" they always laugh and then keep talking, I cut them off and ask random questions about the company. It's pretty fun.
 
I was a telemarketer. And if you pissed me off I would press 3 and it would get someone else to call you back later. And if you keep being a asshole or you hang up your number stays in the system and we will call you back later.

So the only way for them to stop calling is if you say put me on the no call list, then by law we have to.
 
Act all happy and eager to buy the product and have a friend in the background make sounds like someones breaking in. Once this happens start screaming and running and then hide and get all quiet and tell them to please not hang up because you think you are going to die.
 
now now be easy i was one for a while selling magazine in Canada PRC books of london if u get that shit i know the script haha but seriously i worked there for 8 shifts before i got fired for sucking at selling but people need telemarketing jobs i mcleans f they didn't exist we would have like 500000 more homeless people we know it sucks but when u be a dick we just hang up and say how much you suck like when people try to fuck around its soo much easier for the telemarketer to make u look like a dick people tried to fuck with me like mad but i had heard it all before so i finished their jokes and shit for them and thy just didn't know what to say and hung up telemarketers hate their 8 hours of calling you alot more then u hate being bothered for a maximum of 5 minutes
 
my brother had a friend when we were younger who said he once answered the phone and they asked if the mr. or mrs. of the house was present, and he said nope, i'm just robbing the place, and hung up.
 
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