How to make your parents proud of you failing a test.

[Official]

Funny Shit.

 

[tbayskier]

good strategy

 

[Anathema]

mine would look something like

"dad i got my girlfriend pregnant"

"great..."

"just kidding i failed bio"

"have fun doing it again"

 

[.squirrely.]

i feel like thats a bad idea with my parents

 

[PopsicleStand]

oldest trick in the book my grandmother told my little sister the same joke when she was little

"If you want a kitten start by asking for a pony"

 

[gregorio]

It's called the "door in the face" negotiation strategy

 

[Toasty.]

Last time i heard that joke i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur

 

[Official]

 

[Aenigma]

Last time i heard that joke i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur

 

[.AR6rider.]

Last time I heard that joke I was watching Step Brothers.

 

[northeast]

possible alternative option: pass your fucking tests, high school is easy.

 

[Juice.Doctor]

Chilllllll

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

yeah but my girlfriend is actually pregnant

 

[freestyler540]

I think my mother would be 2 x madder...but that is a long time ago

 

[Parks.]

Lol

 

[RockyMountnHigh]

say shes having triplets

 

[PJS.]

lol

 

[.AR6rider.]

Haha yeah same here. There would be no text response, my phone would just start ringing 3 seconds later.

 

[JIBpsy^^]

I am trying to make my super conservative mom think i am gay so that if she ever catches me buried in naked women she wont be as mad as relieved.