How to make a movie night more romantic!

[.boz]

So help me out NS

Basically every weekend my girl and I set up blankets and shit up on my top balcony and watch moves and star-gaze,. Its pretty sweet. Anyways, my question to you is how I make it more romantic, candles etc. Lets hear some good ideas!

inb4 buttsecks

inb4 pee in her butt

inb4 eheath,theclapbortionatorturns this into a shitstorm of retardedness

inb4 the other stuff NSG can pull out of its ass

To help get your creative juices flowing....

NOTE* legit answers will get +K

 

[Bateman]

alias?

 

[.boz]

Nope, old account was banned after the porn fiasco, just got the IP ban lifted

 

[Bateman]

surething.

err

Candles, stay close to eachother? Stay under the same blanket in the same corner, let her / him lay on your lap / belly or something intimate.

 

[TheHamburglar]

marvin gaye

 

[gus555]

Finger her bellybutton. And when she asks what you're doing just shhhh her.

 

[Evilchris]

turn off the movie

 

[Bateman]

PEE IN HER B..

aw you inb4ed it.

play with her ears?

 

[trettzilla]

and neck

 

[Supergyro]

Winning

 

[.boz]

All good answers, thanks guys, what other changes do you think I could make to the balcony besides candles though? I'm talking a stereo with sappy romantic music or stuff like that..by the way you've all gotten karmazz

 

[Kcin]

Out of the 90 movies I watched with my ex I think we got through like 3 of them. Just turn them off and get shit poppin

 

[DIX~]

Trying to get my creative juices flowing? Oh, they're flowing alright..

 

[.boz]

Bump let's get some

 

[.boz]

Fuck you iPhone. LETS GET SOME IDEAS NS I KNOW YOU'VE GOT SOME

 

[.frenchy]

Ghosts aren't real, it's physically impossible.

 

[.boz]

Mother of god please don't let him see that...

 

[.frenchy]

@eheath

GET IN HERE!!

 

[EAST~COAST]

compliment her on something she is really insecure about.. My girlfriend has tiny ears, a really round face, and a birth mark on her cheek that she is always like making stupid insecure comments about and I always say cute things like "One of the best parts about you is your cute imperfections".. Makes her feel more comfortable with you

 

[Milksteak]

Word, thanks for the incentive. My creative juices will begin to flow shortly.

 

[.Ian.]

This isn't twitter! #socialmediasiteslawls

 

[edd1e]

Scented candles for the win or incense . Make sure you pick a romantic movie . If you can put up some cute white led lights also it can help . Anytime I watch a movie with a chick I only get around half way through the movie .

 

[El.Guapo]

hire mexicans to get in a fight on the sidewalk. theres nothing more romantic than mexicans fighting over change

 

[edd1e]

Also alcohol is key . Champagne if you're rich , cava if youre not ,. Strawberries , chocolate etc ..

 

[El.Guapo]

rent backdoor sluts 9

 

[LittleFoot]

Wear nothing but a jock strap and then midway through the night have your buddies tackle her

 

[james6345789]

Cut off all of your hair and put it in a box...

Then do the same with hers.

 

[Milksteak]

hahahahahahahahahahah!! whaaaat? ahaha

 

[james6345789]

You guys don't do that?

 

[Jane6]

nice.

 

[theabortionator]

Stick your fingers in her snatch, giver her and her box some pleasure. Push her head in the direction of your wiener.

= profit.

If you're up for it stop the car on the way to drop her off. Climb on top of her and pound her out rough like a fucking animal, chicks dig that.

Then drop her off and never call her again.

 

[Chuck~w]

This is how good shit happens

 

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and chardonnay

 

[Shralpit]

laughing so hard... cant stop.....

 

[C-Weezy]

Well you might want to stop shitting on your balcony first.

 

[CassiusClay]

Saw that too, I was going to give the guy advice but I think if he's shitting on his balcony, there's probably not much else he can do to make a movie night more romantic

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

ask her to lick your eye