How To Kiss?

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bucknasty

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i think im a bad kisser and i never really learned how to do it correctly?

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''has anybody been able to do 3 twirls in the air yet...and i heard something about some big thing called "chads barrier" that a skier tried to do a backwards 2 and a half spins over..is that true?''-guillermolongjon2
 
start by opening your mouth and licking her eyeball "this is always a turn on trust me" Once you're done licking her eyeball, accidently bang your forehead against hers real hard as you try to force your tounge down her throat. If she's not turned on yet just start over, if she is turned on start tounging her nostrils "girls love this". And if all else fails just lick her face like a dog

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hahaha, honestly bro not the place

just lock lips and practise, its just like jerking off, you suck when you first start but you still like it, eventually your wangs gotta curve and you got calluses on your hands, you get pro

 
Yeah if you want free practice just go down to your local alley, bums are always looking for a good time.

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you pretty much just massage your lips and tounge with theirs. Let the other person set the pace when you are first starting. There's not really a way to teach you without you actually doing it.

 
seriously, when I wanted to learn how to perform cunnilingus on a woman, I decided to go down and use the bums for practice, the males ones I had to use another "hole" but it all worked out in the end

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
if you have a little brother or sister, it's usually best to practice with them to avoid any sort of embarasing situation down the road.

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thats the way to go.. only dont open your mouth too much when you kiss... getting a guys saliva all around your mouth is disgusting...and a major turnoff

live breathe then ski thats all that matters...

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who said it was a girl he was talking about lol jk

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

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haha that makes me wonder how many people on this site are gay... literally cause i mean references are made to it all the time, so who is actually being serious?

live breathe then ski thats all that matters...

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yo just try to stick your tongue as far down the chicks throat as possible. The farther you get it down there the more turned on she will be

 
Dude, I hope your girlfriend never comes on ns

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can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis- Bikeobsession
 
^you might be kidding but i thought it was hot, bite the lips fo sho. damn im amazing how good of a kisser i am

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
dude just flow with it everyone does it different find a freakin website or something watch porn??

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your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
 
make sure you have a boner, and let your dick do the kissing

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act like you're going to kiss her then just lick all over her fuckn face - Parkboy

 
iof u wanna learn just ask your mom how

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"i dont really know how i got fat? I know u dumb a**, apparently more food went into this hole than came out this hole" - Carlos Mencia
 
get your best freind to shown you how, im sure youd like it

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"Dude, they're totally into you, they just don't know it yet..." - PhattTim

"i went into last night with a 30 pack of coors light and came out with a golf club, 2 1/2 lawn darts and a friend that fell out of a car going 35mph." - asac

" just rub man, That's all there is to it. If you don't think you're doin it right, rub harder." - xtakewarninx
 
Of course it is, that means they got experience...jk

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"Dude, they're totally into you, they just don't know it yet..." - PhattTim

"i went into last night with a 30 pack of coors light and came out with a golf club, 2 1/2 lawn darts and a friend that fell out of a car going 35mph." - asac

" just rub man, That's all there is to it. If you don't think you're doin it right, rub harder." - xtakewarninx
 
use your lips

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haha yes i have herd of this technique the "Silent Quail" i beleive it is called

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

 
haha i was doing it with just my tongue and saliva got all over the place, it sucked so what i should do is just let her do the work and use my lips?

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''has anybody been able to do 3 twirls in the air yet...and i heard something about some big thing called "chads barrier" that a skier tried to do a backwards 2 and a half spins over..is that true?''-guillermolongjon2
 
ya do that.

eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
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if you're not a good kisser, you can't learn. there are no good or bad kissers, only a good or bad feeling between two person. i guess being a bad kisser is just being unable to guess what the other one wants. i'm not sure you can learn sensitivity

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no its more like im controlling it and shes going along with it, ill let her do it then

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''has anybody been able to do 3 twirls in the air yet...and i heard something about some big thing called "chads barrier" that a skier tried to do a backwards 2 and a half spins over..is that true?''-guillermolongjon2
 
word, thats what i did, and it was all good from there

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
dont shove your toung to the back of her mouth. it stays in front. and dont use TOO much toung. it gets kinda hectic in there.

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ahah this one girl made out with this kid that never did it before,(niether of them have, they did it for bragging rights) and shes like "he was like gagging me with his tougne it sucked" and now shes all afraid to makeout, but i'll break her in one of these days haha.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
hahaha great, i mean where else could u get so much positive responses and help none other than NS

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''has anybody been able to do 3 twirls in the air yet...and i heard something about some big thing called "chads barrier" that a skier tried to do a backwards 2 and a half spins over..is that true?''-guillermolongjon2
 
gay porn site^

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i waked into hot topic and bought myself some arm fishnets. I was so psyched to get onto my myspace account to post some pics. Thats the closest ive ever got to hitting an urban rail.

-scientist

 
haha true but this is from one skier to another

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''has anybody been able to do 3 twirls in the air yet...and i heard something about some big thing called "chads barrier" that a skier tried to do a backwards 2 and a half spins over..is that true?''-guillermolongjon2
 
This one girl I was with in mid school closed her mouth on my tongue, and then sucked in, like she was eating spaghetti. Man it was terrible.

Yeah, so don't do that.

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We are the resistance, our last line of defense. We are bred to fight for our promised land. Rebels at heart, they will hunt us till the ends of the earth. The chase is on--forever going on and on.
 
its all in experience, and everyone kisses somewhat differently so dont worry about it

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lip nibbling is fun, sometimes though you have to go for the Silent Quail though

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your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

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haha. i can't wait til the next time this kid goes to kiss a chick... and he thinks "What did i learn on NS?" that'd be wierd.

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no it's not.

sometimes i just blow hard as i can into a girl like CPR, thats fun and they're like wtf that feels cool.

eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'

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oh ya, i did mean guys. thanks ;)

eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'

******
*NWFT*
******
 
u have to try and cover as much of their face with your mouth as possible. if u can get the nose, mouth. and most of the cheeks ur tottally set. the lick everythgin that make it inside your mouth. the girls love it

 
that is the shit, your wang will curve for sure if you "practice enough"

thats nothing i rock that shit switch better than natural.....i practice alot

 
just suck on her nose

eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'

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*NWFT*
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listen to this dude, he knows what hes talking about. he got this one bitch into bed really quick in his story. too bad it was his mom, and she thinks shes pregnant now.

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-Held it in my hand thinkin damn man its heavier than expected

-wedged it behind my belt buckle, knowin that its evil, even thought i could smell trouble

-the extra strength felt weak, but over there on the corner, saw what i need and proceeded to cross the street

-put the heat in a mailbox, to lose it

-figured the post office knows whats best to do with it.

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