How to hug a girl

souljaboyfan2006

souljaboyfan2006

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hi guys i am trying to do my first hug with a girl does anyone have any helpful tips? i already read the wikihow article and watched the video tutorial, i practiced in the mirror as well but nothing is working if anyone has any useful tips that would be nice im 13 btw thanks guys
 
14063841:nmwninjart said:
Are you already talking to her alot and both comfortable in each others presence?
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yes and we had a play date in march but it was only a hour because my mom had to go to the store and her mom couldn't pick her up until 6:30
 
Step 1 Get consent

Step 2 Approach with arms outstretched

Step 3 ???????

Step 4 run away screaming
 
Make eye contact with her from across the room. After your eyes lock walk over to her with outstretched arms. Do not break eye contact as you walk over. Read her eyes for social cues on whether she will accept your hug. Then before hugging her ask for consent. Theres no way shell say no.
 
have a large object such as a notepad or calculator stored in your pocket that you can subsequently remove from said pocket when (not if) she asks if there is something in your pocket... oldest trick in the book
 
catch her with the up high, down low, too slow high five maneuver

while she has her eyes on the ground, where her hand is thanks to your quick reaction time, go in for the hug with one hand under the armpit and one on her forehead (to prevent her kissing you)
 
Isnt hugging considered sexual assault these days?

Thank you shitraping sjws.

Its more fun to masturbate than having to get a girl to sign all the sexual consent forms.

I think hugging you can do with just a verbal consent, but dont quote me, there might be a form required for hugs.
 
14064812:DolanReloaded said:
Isnt hugging considered sexual assault these days?

Thank you shitraping sjws.

Its more fun to masturbate than having to get a girl to sign all the sexual consent forms.

I think hugging you can do with just a verbal consent, but dont quote me, there might be a form required for hugs.
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what is masterbate
 
So you use these things called arms and you carefully wrap them around the desired female that is mutually experiencing the same circumstance. Perhaps sucking on her lips isn't advisable on "the first date" best take it slow, fellow human
 
14064833:11010110 said:
So you use these things called arms and you carefully wrap them around the desired female that is mutually experiencing the same circumstance. Perhaps sucking on her lips isn't advisable on "the first date" best take it slow, fellow human
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everything u post sounds like it was generated by an bot that was forced to watch thousands of hours of hallmark movies
 
Ah still criticizing me are we? Mr. Keen eyed. It's beginning to feel like I've not wiped my ass enough with your recurring comments, can you come help?

14064946:Pigeon. said:
everything u post sounds like it was generated by an bot that was forced to watch thousands of hours of hallmark movies
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14064966:11010110 said:
Ah still criticizing me are we? Mr. Keen eyed. It's beginning to feel like I've not wiped my ass enough with your recurring comments, can you come help?
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no shakespeare i just cant help but notice the retarded shit u smear on these holy message boards
 
It's not hard, but can def be nervewracking the first couple times. Just like the backflip, you've gotta send it.

Step 1: Find nice girl who you actually want to hug.

approach with arms outstretched towards her.

make eye contact, smile, push your best vibrations her way.

if she smiles back thats good.

while she's caught off guard use your outstretched arm to catch her in the jaw.

she'll fall to the ground, surprised and possibly unconscious.

steal her wallet

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profit
 
Yeah? Negatively criticizing my online actions by Your feeble and callous ways, you beautiful, boastful cockalorum

14065017:Pigeon. said:
no shakespeare i just cant help but notice the retarded shit u smear on these holy message boards
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14065050:11010110 said:
Yeah? Negatively criticizing my online actions by Your feeble and callous ways, you beautiful, boastful cockalorum
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i hope you die from gluten related causes
 
It’s 2036. Your mom was an e girl with an onlyfans and your dad is a sadboi guitarist. 98% of the Caucasian male students in school are named Aiden. Every afternoon you come home to check on Mom because she still thinks posting memes about wanting to die are in. She sees you pull out your homework and you sigh. “No, mom. I don’t want to listen to Lo-Fi beats to study and relax to.” She looks mildly disappointed but perks up again. “No horror trap/witch house either,” you interrupt. SadDad walks in and pats you on the back, but not before saying “Aye, fam. You look a little upset, u wanna go get a face tat?”
 
14188746:TRVP_ANGEL said:
It’s 2036. Your mom was an e girl with an onlyfans and your dad is a sadboi guitarist. 98% of the Caucasian male students in school are named Aiden. Every afternoon you come home to check on Mom because she still thinks posting memes about wanting to die are in. She sees you pull out your homework and you sigh. “No, mom. I don’t want to listen to Lo-Fi beats to study and relax to.” She looks mildly disappointed but perks up again. “No horror trap/witch house either,” you interrupt. SadDad walks in and pats you on the back, but not before saying “Aye, fam. You look a little upset, u wanna go get a face tat?”
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i wish my parents were mroe liek thsi
 
14063876:Mingg said:
Step 1 Get consent

Step 2 Approach with arms outstretched

Step 3 ???????

Step 4 run away screaming
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Step 1 Get consent

Step 2 approach with arms outstretched

Step 3 fortnite dance on em

Step 4 ?????

Step 5 profit
 
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