how to go back in time

Ok for time travel to work you need to find a good strong tree branch about 12 feet off the ground. Now you get a nice strong rope and make a noose out of one end of it. Tie the other end to the tree branch and put your head through the noose, while standing on something so there is slack in the rope. Now jump.

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
noooo you ski backwards adn dont look behind you and go out of bounds where the majic tree is and run into it and the tree will ram itself up your ass ( cause you didint look behind you) and you will get one wish

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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
aww skiierman, you'd feel so bad if he actually did that. anyway, no, really. if you want to go back in time, all you have to do is surpass the speed of light. easy as that.

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
skierman has got it right

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'I guess this dick gets all spooked and yells out 'FUCK YOU!' to me. So, I stopped, and silently said the same to him.. via my middle fingers. I gave him the double birdie, and skied off, not thinking much of the situation.'- bigkstylie

i hate ski patrolers
 
jasmine has the idea, if you can find a way to go faster than light(which is areal bitch since einstine showed up) your good. or you could go foreward by jumping into a black hole and that might just take you backwards somehow. arnt physics a pain in the ass.

 
It's easy, U just gotta go in the opposite direction of the earth's rotation at light speed.

boost

 
Here's a start. Good luck. I hope you are a genius.

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first off, you need to individually rip each molecule of ur body apart, then either throw urself into the center of a black hole and use space time demensions to go to a wrinkle that was before the present, or go faster than the speed of light and then u hve it.

C-Man
 
people from 2004 are just ridiculous
...to go back in time you get 2 mirrors across from each other and point a laser beam in them creating a warp hole
 
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