How to get sausage out of a party?

Misuse the English language = sound like a homo

then v than

"i would prefer to look at chicks in bikinis then dudes trying to show off whose more ripped."

This means he wants to check out chicks and THEN check out dudes that are ripped.

"when im sitting in my hot tub id rather be sandwiched by girls then guys."

First I'd like to be sandwiched by girls then I'd like to be sandwiched by guys.

What a difference one letter makes to affect the outcome of a homoerotic story.

 
wordd. do that. since you dont hang out with him much, maybe you dont know how hott the chicks he hangs out with are?
 
thats pretty lame to not invite him for a graduation party. i would do it. its not like you have to chill with him the whole time too, just let him mingle with other kids, or tell him to bring girls, then he can chill with them.

thats pretty rough though, not inviting a fellow graduate to a graduation party.
 
ITS GONNA BE FUNNY ASS SHIT WHEN THAT KID THROWS THE PARY OF THE YEAR AND YOUR NOT INVITED. IF ITS A GRAD PARTY STOP BEING SUCH A HIGH SCHOOL BITCH AND LET HIM GO... POPULARITY DOESNT MEAN SHIT IF SCHOOLS OVER. PLUS IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR PUSSY IS TREATEND IF UR SCARED TO INVITE A DOUCH BAG TO UR PARTY...............LIKE WHAT HES GONNA WALK AWAY WITH YOUR GIRL.
 
bahahaha!

but seriously, you'd be a dick to single someone out like that. It always feels like shit when you are the one who doesn't get to go. put yourself in his shoes
 
what is with all the feelings police?

its your party, not an open jam so tell him to suck a lemon. if I want to go to outerspace really bad would NASA let me go because it is 'nice' to do?
 
hahahahaha

but srsly, tell, your aprents you dont want him there, he is a huge drug addict, and they will kick him out.
 
snobunny, fuck you lol

after my mega stress to the XXXXXXXtreme about exams, i have finally looked at everything from a clear perspective. were all fucking done, DONE highschool. why cant this one kid not come? if he does dumb shit i just toss him out.

fuck you guys who said you were right haha

and fuck all of yall!

man i just need an ICE COLD beer right now.
 
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