How to get rid of ugly girls...

Kazabazua

Kazabazua

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so, theres the annoying girl that likes me, and i dont wanna be a big asshole and say fuckoff i dont like you. which would probably be the logical thing to do, but i dont want her to hate me. so is there even away to get rid of ugly annoying girls?
 
yea i was doing that when she basically invited herself over to my place last night and didnt leave until like 3am cause i just kept talking about all these other girls that i thought were hot lol i like the 'kill her' idea a little better though
 
this is what happened...

phone call

her:hey what are you doing

me:uhh making dinner for myself

her:wanna do something?

me:uhhh well theres nothign to do at my place its pretty fuckin boring

her:i dont care

me:welll i still havent had dinner yet

her:ill come over in 15 minutes

me:uhhhhh well ill be eating dinner

her:well i dont wanna go home right now

me:fiiiine

her:k ill be there in 15 minutes
 
yeah, see here's the problem:

when a girl likes you, like REALLY likes you, she allows you to talk about other girls to her and she gives you genuine advice for going about getting them. In fact, she encourages you to talk about other girls. It makes her feel "close" to you, closer to you than the girls you talk about. AND, she figures she's becoming a close friend, and eventually you'll be like "wow this chick is so cool i cant live without her!"..so she probably thinks she's getting an "in" through friendship.
 
as you could see i gave the girl various hints that i dont like her and i didnt want her coming over, shes either the stupidest person on the face of the planet or shes in love with me, i think both.
 
take up nasty habits.

don't shower, pick your nose in front of her, dip, smoke cigs, rip ass, be casually racist, blame your problems on "the fucking jews," watch violent guy movies when she is around, talk about yourself nonstop, lie about your accomplishments and brag constantly. that should get rid of her. oh and if you see an ugly or fat chick say "holy shit that girl is a fucking hog" or something to that effect. oh and ask her for money occasionally.
 
I had the same problem i gave her the wrong number but she seemed to figure it out some how. Just shoot her or move
 
also, are you 100% sure this girl wants your nuts?

i mean, i have lots of guy friends, and i stop by their houses and hang out/talk to them all the time. And, if i start hanging out with a guy i think is super cool, i'll probably call and ask if he wants to hang out a lot.

in fact, it really annoys me when i start becoming best friends with a guy and he thinks i want him. Because then he either starts acting weird and hitting on me, or he pulls away and avoids me. And its like "wtf! stop acting weird i miss you, lets hang out!"
 
wow you are a genius, i will just try not talking to her about anything. i will ignore her, but usually girls end up hating me after i ignore them for a while
 
dude my advice is so much better.

its so much fun to act like an asshole around someone like that. like dont be mean to them, but just act like a total scumbag. get some friends around and get drunk and every time she does something annoying, when she turns around make obscene gestures.
 
probably because he doesn't want to hurt her, or have an enemy, he just doesnt want her to like him anymore. id say the best way to do it, is to actually date someone else
 
yea i dont want any enemies right now cause i just moved from ottawa to vancouver and im going to a new college and shit, so her hating me is not an option... o yea and snobunny, your probably cool so guys wanna hang out with you, this girl isnt cool at all, whenever i have to hang out with her im thinking, when the hell are you gonna leave?
 
tell her you're really shallow, maybe that'll give her a hint, on another note, this really annoying ugly bitch kept bothering me at work the other night (i bartend) so i let her tip me well, then when i got sick of it i just told the bouncer that she was starting shit and they removed her, you don't have that option so i would 1. hit her with something heavy, like a shovel or baseball bat (pretend she's a baby seal and crack some skulls) and then 2. pee in her butt 3. repeat step 2 as is necessary
 
I love bitchy girls.

Anyway, use her for something. Homework, rides, beer, something. Then when she realizes it, she will leave you alone.
 
Like what exactly does she do to make you think that she likes you? And heres some ideas...

- Straight up fart

- Ignore her

- When your talking to her tell her that your dating a chick thats from another school or home schooled

- Ctrl, Alt, Delete her

- Tell her how you took a nice dump once you got home from school when your talking to her

 
Def not a good idea to do rude/disgusting shit in front of her cuz I'm sure she's got at least a few hot friends. Do you want that kind of stuff goin around when it's not even what your really like? I'd say just act like a really boring person with not much to say, and no matter how much she likes you she'll peace eventually.
 
you could just be like yea hey your really cool and i think we should date, and then break up with her the next day, thn she will be heartbroken and not wanna talk to you...prob solved

oh wait i guess that would kinda be the part bout you sayin you didnt wanna hurt her feelings or whatever.

but dude, if you dont like her, why would you be worried bout hurtin her feelings??
 
i talked to this girl i actually am close with back from where i live and she told me i should probably makeout with a hot girl right in front of her ahaha
 
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Tell her that a few weeks ago you had a crazy ass night involving a gurilla 2 hookers and scuba gear. Because of it you will never be the same again and can no longer reproduce. Let her know that it would not be fair to her that she would have to be with someone who has the gurilla and human form of herpies...she'll understand
 
yes you can, none of the hot bitches really like the fattie anyway, tey just use her to make themselves look better, girls are fucked up
 
tell them to fuck off, they deserve no respect...they were born that way and should be banished to the fiery pits of mordor.
 
just tell them you have anal boils and they pus all over your asshole and it gets really moist and sticky down there and sometimes it starts to really stink and shit because you don't shower much anyways. it'll work, trust me.
 
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