how to get money fast!???

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dhenemy

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i need 2000 $ by aug! how the hell do I get money that quick. ive got a job but its not cutting it for me. i need it faster any ways y ou got?

 
sexual favors always works for me....

by the way what do you need it for that is that important?

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
or you can sell your family....or find a bunch of mexicans and sell them as yardwork/lemon picking slaves

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
ummm... CRACK!

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
either drug dealing, prostitution, or just ask to work every day until the end of august

Tip-2-Tip We Rule
 
got a car? sell it. stereo? pawn it. moms expensive necklace? well, you get the idea

who watches the watchman?
 
Either get a second job or steal it. Or go to a bank and ask for a line of credit. You might need mommy or daddy to cosign on that for you.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
sell stuff... i made about 140$ in a week selling shirts. beg for change, mow lawns.try the crocheted hat thing and sell those.be creative man. good luck

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caddy and go every day, you will make 200 in no time.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
sell cocaine

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
 
yea man, coke is a quick easy way for lots of cash, you gotta have some start up money tho

Fuck You
 
shit man, where do you caddy? when i started i got like 25 bucks a loop. but yeah, its good eventually, once you can carry 2 bags

who watches the watchman?
 
get a better job. im making over 3 times more than i was 2 months ago.

Marley Would Burn

'I did some righteous work today for the first time in a long time. I unloaded thirty-five thousand pounds of froze chickens, even stole one. It made me feel good to do some work for a change' - Magoo, Hells Angel. July 5th, 1965

 
caddying is awesome. If you have a rich guy abnd he has a good game they can tip u up to $200

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
i sell my photography. i could make $200 in one day jhust on that.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
thats awesome asac. BUt i think that you should go around your neighbourhood in your spare time and cut some lawns. you could charge like 20 dollars a lawn (depending on the size ofcourse) and have it cut in less than an hour. Its what i do.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
Just get some full time temping work. I could make 240 quid a week right now if I wanted (that's 400 USD)

-Alex.

No evidence for Evolution, are you Amish? - Ski-hobo

No:- The word that makes sex rape.
 
steal some crazy lawn gnomes and their accessories and sell them. you'll get rich!

save lives. ride line.

i smell burnt toast.

life is to short so love the one ya got cuz ya might get run over or ya might get shot - sublime

Lift lines suck.

-stevie
 
cadding is really good money, I used to loop before i got my reppin job. 75 bucks for 4 hours worth of work, and its easy shit. you will have all the money you need in 28 days.

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S.M.I.T.H
 
Start caddying...double bag and do 2 loops a day...you can make 200$ a day...over 500$ a week if you are motivated enough.

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Find a job in construction or landscaping then get a night job

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
 
Deal drugs for sure.. all you need to do is get a couple ounces of pot, sell it way overpriced to little kids and BAM!, you got 2000 in a matter of days.

patj
 
why do you need the money??ask you parents for a loan or something

'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'

-J.D. May
 
construction...look as getting paid to work out, after i graduated from high school i landed a gig making $25 usd per hour $37.50 over time, 45 hrs a week it was nice, not bad for 17 (at the time) look into it it can b really rewarding!

what did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP... i'm rick james bitch
 
hey i have the same problem except i have till may or april

Gory,Gory, What a Helluva way to die

With a bayonette up yer ass

And a bullet in you eye
 
street corners are the best place for me

I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
 
deal blow, it's multiplies your money pretty damn fast. I can quadruple my money in a matter of a day or so... then quadruple that money... and so on.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
A quid is english slang for a pound. Similar to how we might say buck instead of dollar.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
work in paving

honestly so much bank in paving...my friend does it and makes 700 a week at least. it's hard work but it pays

i'm republican

i hate bill o'reilly
 
^^ classic

but ya, just sell some herb. soo easy

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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
 
sell everything u got and go to vegas and bet it all on one hand of blackjack. it worked for that british dude

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good thing i got my trusty cougar call
 
You could eBay old CD's and other shit. People will buy anything if you can sell it well enough.

-Alex.

No evidence for Evolution, are you Amish? - Ski-hobo

No:- The word that makes sex rape.
 
^^that british dude didn't bet it on one hand of blackjack, he put it on one spin in roulette...red or black, i forget what he did, but he won. But in reality, roulette has some of the worst odds in the casino, so don't do it. Play blackjack, and use 'basic strategy' and you cut the casino's edge to like .5%. In roulette the casino has around a 5% edge 'cause of 0 and 00.

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It not really a good idea to wager money you can't afford to loose. Just saying...

However, I have won $140 in two days, plaing poker on the internet. One of my pals recently hit the Royal Flush in 4xPowerPoker and won $1000.

My advice would be like the others: FIND STUFF TO SELL. Don't steal things though. Sell your own stuff everywhere, Ebay, papers, flyers, sell to friends. Find ONE MORE job that you can do in the evening.

It's pretty fun to work 14 hours a day. I did it last year. Your jobs become all that you do. It's pretty fun actually - Cause you can't really spend money while you're at work. And there are always lots of nice people to work with. I made about 20.000 danish crowns pr. month.

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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
 
Oh by the way.

A good saying is this: 'There is no such thing as easy money.' or 'Easy money has another price.'.

Don't forget, or you might end up looking like this guy:
crackwhore-beau.jpg'


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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
 
I know this kid that would get 2000 bucks for an hours worth of work...he would trasport 5-10 pounds of weed from one dealers house to the lower level dealers house, and thats the shit they would pay him...

 
Whoever brought up poker is right...if you're good at poker you can win good money, but no matter how good you are, its still gambling...

Winning 1000$ is pretty dope for the royal flush. My buddy won $5600 3 days ago in an online tournament...30$ buy in, 900 people, he got first....not a bad way to turn 30$ into 5600$...but unless you study poker, I wouldnt suggest that as a way to make 2000$.

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buy a bunch of weed...then mix small ammounts of it in with oregano and sell it to little kids for a high price...that way you can get more money for you origanl purchase

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
lol AJ, that is the dumbest idea ever. for all you who just say 'sell weed,' i bet most of you don't even know where to begin in order to make cash dealing...

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
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