How to get less style?

[nigpuss]

My style is really tight (basically edollo mixed with tom wallisch and mike hornbeck) but I think its holding back my tricks. How do I get less style and more tricks?

 

[AndrewGravesSV]

Sell your Full Tilts

 

[Nate.Dog]

Reduce the number of X's in the size of your clothing, out of the thug zone but not too far or you'll entire the max hill/jossi wells realm of style. A perfectly color coordinated suit will help. The brighter the better. Think russ henshaw.

 

[JahLiam]

Stop being such a goddamn nigpuss

 

[.FRY.]

drop your tilts into the depths of Mordor. It's the only way to get rid of your style

 

[ZachAndCheese]

Tear your ACL. It helped Wallisch lose most of his style.

 

[C-Wal]

use long poles so you start pole planting your way around the park

 

[Alvaro]

quit drinking monster and just drink water (this will help you with your style problem but is really bad for your health)

 

[gotti]

Drop the wu tang sponsorship and go after LL bean instead

you talkin shit about my new bass pro waders? huh punk?

 

[carsonmclovin]

Do backflips off every feature. every feature....

 

[Daski]

Tear your ACL. It helped Wallisch lose most of his style.

That was cold...

 

[Erikgorn]

drop your tilts into the depths of Mordor. It's the only way to get rid of your style

I'm pretty sure it was the fiery pits of Mount Doom, that's where full tilts were forged by one king to rule them all.

 

[esotericjive]

invest in a one piece

 

[RockNRollNghtClb]

Tear your ACL. It helped Wallisch lose most of his style.

this is such a fucking asshole thing to say

Tom lost his style long ago when he left Sweet.

 

[spliff.Life]

this is such a fucking asshole thing to say

Tom lost his style long ago when he left Sweet.

I think its when he started using poles

ha ha

 

[appal]

ski with a dildo inserted into your but hole.

 

[Kreech]

I think the guys over on TGR would be able to help you a little better than we can

 

[Tribal_Seeds]

you really ganna brag about how tight your style is? lol youussafoool

 

[Garebear]

lose both your arms, it will help to reduce afterbang

 

[alexissefb]

stupid

 

[-snochainz-]

Be a boner when you land.

 

[GetCheezed]

kill yourself?

 

[Garebear]

ski with a dildo inserted into your but hole.

that will only add more hunched-over style idiot

 

[rsvp]

This is my favorite thread in a while

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

I laughed pretty hard when I read the little preview on the front page.

 

[rememberscott]

lose the knee braces go full boner.... hold that d till thug zone boom

 

[SKIU4EA]

u can't sry... your stuck with sick style forever.

 

[C_Bechtold]

(basically edollo mixed with tom wallisch and mike hornbeck)

Why would you want to loose this style?

 

[THEE_wizard]

incorporate gymnastics techniques into everything. Land perfectly vertical and never bend your knees. It wont help anything but at least you'll look like shit.

 

[gerbear]

You sound like a true dildo.

 

[cyberginger]

3-day teen gymnastics tumbling summer camp

 

[bedin]

Don't apply the butter like Paula Deen.

 

[Brule.]

For starters, stop wearing xxxxxl Saga and First Drop.

Also, invest in so many Red Bull decals to look like you got a custom helmet from Red Bull. Buy the most expensive gear at your local ski shop to make yourself look like you just quit racing the day before.

 

[broto]

Stop smoking weed and wear some god damn jorts

 

[nigpuss]

Im not trying to brag or anything. I think if I can do a 1080 that ill at least be able to get a few sponsors. Sponsors dont care about style that much but the bigger spins seem important. Im not afraid of jumps its just my style makes me spin slower and I could never do a double flip with as much style as I have. I want less style so my tricks can be bigger.

 

[PKchu]

Im not trying to brag or anything. I think if I can do a 1080 that ill at least be able to get a few sponsors. Sponsors dont care about style that much but the bigger spins seem important. Im not afraid of jumps its just my style makes me spin slower and I could never do a double flip with as much style as I have. I want less style so my tricks can be bigger.

Talk to Big Air Dave to learn the ways of going big

 

[robotdna]

I think the guys over on TGR would be able to help you a little better than we can

hahahahahaha oh god

 

[theochambers]

just learn new tricks so what if you have style just use it as a advantage when you get new tricks yo

 

[TosenpOOda]

hahahah OP

 

[S.J.W]

 

[mr.airplane]

listen to country instead of rap

 

[JAHBRADOR]

This is pretty amazing.

 

[gerptrumpitsniff]

Be coached by Mike Hanley.

 

[Aiur]

Tear your ACL. It helped Wallisch lose most of his style.

Did anyone else audibly say "ooooooooooh"?

Cause I definitely did.

 

[filipoio]

Get sponsored by Völkl/Marker

 

[Mag]

lose both your arms, it will help to reduce afterbang

Head*

 

[Jonsson]

Give goepper a call, he will help you out fo sho

 

[S.J.W]

Give goepper a call, he will help you out fo sho

6 posts and you're already hating on Goepper. You've got alot to learn kid...

 

[Julius_Steezer]

Start pizzaing when your meant to French fry

 

[elcoach]

Less talking and more skiing!

 

[byubound]

Get sponsored by Völkl/Marker

Yeah this really helped Ahmet.