How to get laid??? What turns girls on when your in bed with them?

HOLY SHIT,, ive never been so proud of some of you.. I didnt think any of you new anything.. godamnit there is a tear in my eye.. mad props to hucker , grubix and rocky mountain..
 
just start licking her forehead... girls love that shit. then make circles around here eyes with you tounge and then just say time to fuck bitch
 
if u cant last for 30 min your doing something wrong. anyone should be able to last that long if you take it slow, take breaks. and masturbate everyday.
 
im just gonna go ahead and say you a white trash bitch who wouldnt even know what pussy is if it smacked you in the face. You burned yourself by saying 30 minutes is to long. Plus I really want to know what kind of porn you watching to think that my pleasure techniques come out of an eric everhard production video. your a little bitch. go to school and get a real job. maybe then youll have some dignity or maybe enoug cash to have a fucken shower.
 
uh, I a a general contractor niow..I make roughly 40 - 45 bucks an hour, and own 2 businesses. I make probably near what your parents do. I have neve r even watched a full porn video haha, I just think your a retard. And thats not going to change anytime soon.
 
and just to say it, if you are in bed with a chick and you cant get it done, noone can help you, especially none of the average newschoolers, including me....
 
k well i was on the couch, with a virgin and if i forced it i coulda got er done. but i didnt want to. so made out for 2 hours
 
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Can you see the kid who started the thread printing that out Hucker's steps, then in the middle being like “oh…wait hold on I missed a step”
 
good: kissing on the neck, fingers through the hair, running the hand lightly, ear nibbling,confidence, basically make the girl feel like shes perfect just the way she is even if she isnt

bad: 1) bad kissing! ah! i mean honestly dnt bother if your not good. 2) dnt ever let on that you are nervous, or ask if its good, cause its prob. not if you have to ask. 3)dnt be too fast, make it last

Tip: practice practice practice
 
buddy, your a poor peice of trash who is obvioulsy a liar. Like 2 months ago you lived in a shack hoping to be a filmer/photographer and you had like 20 cents to you name. Now your a contractor making 45-50 and hour. You make more then my parents? Fucken please, I make more then you. Your such a kook. From reading your last couple posts you can be summed up as a bible humping broke ass racist from Montana who cant get fucken laid to save his life.
 
Yeah I still live in a shack this is true,

2 MONTHS AGO i was working on gettin my contractors and business license, but I had to run under the table and did drywall, now my framing company is going and its legit so I don't have to go under th3e table. So yeah, I make about 2 grand a week. Thats alot for someone that is 18.

Yup I am a Christian. And in all reality, you might get on WAY more chicks then me. But I could get a quality one to marry me and haev someone thats not a total slut to take care of my kids. But I bet you could never see past getting some pussy. And thats fine with me, we are jsut goin in different directions.
 
"your a little bitch. go to school and get a real job. maybe then youll have some dignity or maybe enoug cash to have a fucken shower"

^^^yeah I guess your right. I did pull the money card. You must have missed the last thread this guy and Biff made about me. It was greaaaat. I only brought the money up because he did.
 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

there were so many funny things in this thread, but that my friend was one of the funniest thing iv ever read. i can't stop laughing
 
!!!!!!!!!!BAHAHAHAHA

Surprise sex is the best.

Ok first of to get in a bed with a chick you had to have gotten her either very drunk without doing anything at all. or you spit some mad game and she liked what you said now fuck that bitch
 
just fart...girls love a guy who farts alot....oh and grow lots of chest hair and dont brush your teeth.....showering is a huge turn off, everyone knows girls love funky sacks
 
Dude your a fucken moron. The tips I gave before are not for seducing sluts. They def would. But usually for a slut all you gotta do is get the girl drunk.

I have had the same girlfriend for 3 years. I have 3 sisters who would kill me if I dated a skank. I have the utmost respect for women. Im not a ladies man. I have one girl. Dont give me shit about getting a quality girl. The reason I picked my girlfriend is because she has the same values as I do, is an angel and is fucken beautiful. Much better then the brainwashing religious skank your going to marry. And fuck your 100 g's a year. You wont even make 50 plus all your taxes taxes. Your 18, your not a contractor your a framer. I have worked in the construction industry before. Get a fucken life.

doesnt god frown on liars?

10 hail marys for you bitch.
 
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