How to get laid??? What turns girls on when your in bed with them?

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SO when Im in bed with a girl how do I score? I know start rubing my hands up and down her body but what next what do I say or should I just go with the flow?? Tell me how to get laid when I am in bed with a chick?
 
Hahahahaha you are goofball. Let me in on the secret when you find out. Play "just the tip" with her. Feel it out. You know.
 
I seriusly doubt you have EVER even touched a girl on the hand. I am basing my judgment solely on the fact that you are asking for sexual relations help on a website dominated by thirteen year old, pimple faced, whacking off to their mommy's victoria secrect magazine website.
 
But in all honesty do this-

Roll her over and say "Here comes daddy!" Then just ram it up her butt.

Might not work the first time, but its all trial and error.
 
hahaha.

if you notice that shes like really on it and doesnt stop you or anything. just put your hands in her pants maaan!
 
hahahaha. but in all seriousness. nibble the ear. while you rub her thighs and hips. try and touch as much skin as possible so stomach under the shirt. slip a finger or to into her pants an like tug at them. then rub the ass. then inside of the legs. everything but the cooch. and press up against her with your boner, let her know your turned on. and i usualy if im not sure just wear her down until she starts to do stuff. after about 10 min of rubbing go right for the clit, but thru the pants. then while you do that move and start kissing her stomach. doing that down the to pant line, up to the breasts. the come up to the lips rub your cock against her crotch, then while your making out just got for the belt, and pant buttons. if she doesnt object to undoing the pants just take them off. should go pretty easily from there
 
Just put penut butter on your balls and she'll lick it off.

worked for me....

no but actually, you just need game, sorry son, but you're playin at like a freshman ball team level... gotta step the game up to like at least varsity to get some ass. I'd say at the moment I'm playin the game like Kobe. be envious.
 
hahaha, my thoughts exactly

if you can't turn a girl on when you're sleeping beside her, you don't even deserve to show her a goodtime.
 
Not everyone is into fucking dogs, though, so that plan's pretty much out for the rest of us.

This thread is going a bit far, isn't it? Watching 40 Year Old Virgin would give you better advice than NS.com...
 
haha.. sometimes you gotta do some kinky shit to get off, you know what im sayin JD??? I'm sure you've fucked your share of warm apple pies.
 
Yeah but... playin' the game like Kobe? You mean you're raping chicks? That shit isn't cool.
 
hahaha, oooh shit, i didnt even realize that. OUCH, i have nothing combating that. Other than my sexual experiences are mutual between females with me. Good one though you pie fucking faggot.
 
You're "current sexual partner" sounds like quite the experienced creepy rufie-master. Slip in the drug and play with a sleeping girl. Sweet.
 
daaaaaaaaamn youve got a sytstem dude, i just make out take off her pants and go for the gold
 
Alright dude, one thing you should never forget:Aren't like guys, they don't feel like having sex all the time. Its normal that they always want to cuddle.

Just be patient, the day will come when she feels ready.
 
Alright this is so simple

Kissing her ear and neck is always a winner. The ear is one of the most sensitive parts of your body actually. Then when you're touching her, make sure to rub the inside of her legs. Just don't start rubbing her crotch right away. She'll give you some body language and you'll know when to move in.

Don't be afraid to tickle her a little. poke at her ribs. Make her squirm a bit, but don't tickle her so much that she gets annoyed.

Play with her hair too. Like run your fingers through it gently. Ever girl i've ever been with loves to have their hair played with. When things progress, put a couple fingers down her jeans and play with her panties too.

But I can only tell you so much, you have to know what to do at what time. I mean it should come natural. Hope that helps though.
 
1st off it sounds like this girl might be knocked out if you don't know what to do, try this whack off into your hand and whip at her face and yell yahtzee
 
PRE GAME:

make out and massage.

***massage is key. it relax's the body and releases endorphines into the body. then you gotta control what is going on.

kiss around the neck and ears. whisper comments like your so beautiful, etc.

when making out lift her shirt and caress her stomach up to the bottom part of her breast. super lightley. almost like your tickeling her. then move your hand over her pants and rub the inside of her thighs. lightly run your hand over the crotch of her pants. all of this while making out.

GOING DOWN:

the real key is to go slow. dont ask her if its okay. thats a total mood killer. go slow and enjoy the entire build up. lift the shirt off. and kiss the outter parts of her breasts. going straight for a chicks nipples is a buzz kill since on most girls its really sensitive. go slow. work you way down her body from the center of her chest to her belly button. get to the pants and undo the top button. if the girl doesnt want you to go down she will tell you know and go with it. dont try again constantly. that kills it. start again with more comment about how shes never experienced anything you could ever give her. if you can get yourself into her pants and fantastic go super slow still. kiss around her clit and inner thighs and then use your tongue to get her going.

quick tips with the tongue. to much pressure and to much tongue to early wont make her feel good. slow long strokes from top to bottom starting lightly with getting harder works best. then quick deep strokes for a finally. use on finger. insert palm up and make a "come here" motion like lightly rubbing the inside of her pussy. put pressure on her pelvic bone and top of the outside of the clit with your mouth.

MOVING TO SEX:

Moving from oral to actual intercourse can be weird. she may call you up from below put you on your back and repay the favour and then get on top, or if she is new to all this she may just stay laying down. If this happens and your still clothed remove your shirt and continue to kiss her stomach and at this point you should be able to really lightly kiss her nipples. at this point if you are not sure if she wants to fuck ask her if she wants to. she will say yes.

SEX:

GO SLOW. Honestly play "just the tip" and get her wanting it. If its her first time its possible its painful so go slow and read her body language. When she starts to really want it fully insert yourself and read what she wants. Be conscious of your weight and make sure your arms are holding you up. Touching bodies is key so dont stay high above her but dont crush her. pump with your hips and again read body language. Its easy to get carried away with what feels good but she might not like it and if you want this to happen again or if you want good stories to be spread about you make sure you read what she wants. If you've been at it for awhile 20-30minutes. And your holding back, its safe for you to let it go.

If youve made it enjoyable you should be good to go for a second time at a later date.

Disregard everything above if the girl you are with if a freak and takes control.

Also maybe let her go on top. Girls can usually find a position they like better when they are riding you.

Go get laid.
 
this is what you need to do right here this man has it al figured out. i might have to try this at the next party im at.
 
hem by most, do you mean less? I pearced my ear and didnt feel a thing, if id have pearced ANY other part of my body, I think it would have hurt like a son of a bitch.
 
hahaha dude, it has nothing to do with getting catillage pierced in your ear haha. You have obviously never kissed or licked a girl's ear. It drives them crazy. Hell, girls have done it to me, and it makes me horny as fuck. It's not the outside of the ear that sensitive, it the combination of the sound and touch or the lips.

trust me bro, i'm in college.
 
or tiger balm on the pussy, I sure know it feels great when you put some on your groin and it spreads up to your balls. wow. what a feeling.
 
awww the pain, me and my buddies was actually talking about how funny id be if this kid used icy hot as lube with his GF.
 
honostly it's not that bad. Just do it for a little bit to get her going. I'm telling you the hornier you get them the better it is for you.

They fucking swallow your load, you'd think you could return the favor a little and just ;icl them a bit. You don't have to get them off, just make them crave you more
 
mos def eat that pussy doode. i mean only if you know her. im not big on random pussy eating thats kinda a special deal i think. but if your new the first few times suck
 
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