How To Get BALLS

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NeilTurener

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In a isue of freeze magazine shane mcconky said to get balls master bate before u go skiing to clear out the tubes... it works, pulled an under flip 1st tiem when i did this trick

 
haha thats Fucking Funny... Come to think of it I stuck my first bAck flip and 540 when I tryed that.. but Poor Kittens is it really worth there Lifes??

Me and my freinds are talking....

Darren.W: Kaylas a slut, her favort saying is, lets play army u lay down and I'l blow u away,

Darren2(ME):Ya,she hot,

Cody(Dspin540): I got one.. Lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.

Us: Um.... What???
 
i'll have to try that one next time im gonna go sking an throw some wickid shit

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Is it cheating if the girl is from another country?

Some one please help !!!
 
hahaha, killing kittens, thats the funniest picture ever

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
oh, for those of you who haven't seen it:
godkills.jpg


~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
thats a good idea...im going to do that....im sure it will work

--To be a jibber you've got to be so fresh to have style and finesse way above the rest-
 
Hahaha... oh my god... this forum is a sausage fest.

'No eternal reward will forgive us now, for wasting the dawn.' - Jim Morrison, 1943-1971
 
heres how i grew a sac. I stand in front of screaming ground balls every day at baseball practice and do it without a cup on. It works.

'Let him go first, he is out of control when he is skiing backwards.'- Stupid Tourist
 
you want to get some balls?? well....go to a pub or something, find the hottest studliest guy you can find and use a cheesy pick up line on him. Like...'Hi, do you sleep on your tummy?? Can I?' hehehe, and then you can go and have wild man-sex with him and hence get yourself some of that ball loving, hehehehe, I can't believe I just said that, haha, Jay, kick me.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
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