HOW TO GET BACK AT A BITCH OF AN EX-GIRLFRIEND
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R.Fahey
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HAHA..... so harsh man. it was funny, then you ended it with "go into depression, and kill herself." but looks like people want you to screw her mom/sister/best friend and tape it....
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Jessbuff
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K, so:
1) You are NEVER gonna hook up with her mom. It's impossible, that only happens on tv cuz they are a bunch of uneducated horny fucks like the people on this website.
2) You are NEVER gonna have sex with her again, cuz she dumped you for a reason.
3) You are NEVER gonna hook up with any of her close friends, UNLESS she doesn't give a shit what you do and therefore grants her friends permission to date you. In which case you aren't getting revenge.
4) Don't break shit. It will be ovious that it was you cuz you two just broke up and she owes you 53$ (this is called a motive) and you'll get busted and it will cost WAY more than 53$.
So your best bet... wait a few years, then get her when she least expects it. Slash tires or do the poop thing. Since it will have blown over by then and she wil have dumped countless other dudes who will be pissed at her, you won't even be a suspect!
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1) You are NEVER gonna hook up with her mom. It's impossible, that only happens on tv cuz they are a bunch of uneducated horny fucks like the people on this website.
2) You are NEVER gonna have sex with her again, cuz she dumped you for a reason.
3) You are NEVER gonna hook up with any of her close friends, UNLESS she doesn't give a shit what you do and therefore grants her friends permission to date you. In which case you aren't getting revenge.
4) Don't break shit. It will be ovious that it was you cuz you two just broke up and she owes you 53$ (this is called a motive) and you'll get busted and it will cost WAY more than 53$.
So your best bet... wait a few years, then get her when she least expects it. Slash tires or do the poop thing. Since it will have blown over by then and she wil have dumped countless other dudes who will be pissed at her, you won't even be a suspect!
'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
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eastAR5
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if you really wana be mean, sneek into her house when no one is there, then find her tampons, masterbate to the photos on her desk, then poke little slits at the end of the tampons and cum evenly on all of them. then wait until she stops coming to school for a week and you know everything worked out
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"So your best bet... wait a few years, then get her when she least expects it. Slash tires or do the poop thing. Since it will have blown over by then and she wil have dumped countless other dudes who will be pissed at her, you won't even be a suspect!"
^ i changed my mind...thats the best wver! but only like half a year later
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^ i changed my mind...thats the best wver! but only like half a year later
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NickMartini
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do it now let us know what happens!
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johanblaze
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okay well for all of you people that want me to have sex with her... not going to happen. rape is the only way, and i don't want that stinky ass loose twat again.
for all of you people that think i am pissed off about the $53 dollars.. the fucking bitch FUCKED some other guy while we were still going out. yes, that's right. she cheated on me. i am going to blow her the fuck up...
it's not really all that much hate, and i really could care less, but it would make me feel the hell of a lot better about myself.
for all of you people that think i am pissed off about the $53 dollars.. the fucking bitch FUCKED some other guy while we were still going out. yes, that's right. she cheated on me. i am going to blow her the fuck up...
it's not really all that much hate, and i really could care less, but it would make me feel the hell of a lot better about myself.
johanblaze
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^ what i meant was the $53 isn't the only reason i am pissed.
and skibum140 is a bitch hahaha.
and skibum140 is a bitch hahaha.
johanblaze
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it's been cooled down. i haven't said a word to her in 6 months. i'm just thinking now is the time to do something.
johanblaze
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no dude i haven't teven spoken to her, or had any contact with her in a looooooooong time.
ATLskier
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Use a super soaker, like a super soaker 100,000 with 10 tanks and the specialized nozzle were you can have a fine mist, medium power, or hose.
Don't do it when shes at work, spray her when shes on a date with her new boyfriend or whatever. Or do it when shes at school, or going into the school. Liek be a sniper from the roof and spray that shit all over her, and if your up high, you might as well pour some more shit on her with a bucket.
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Don't do it when shes at work, spray her when shes on a date with her new boyfriend or whatever. Or do it when shes at school, or going into the school. Liek be a sniper from the roof and spray that shit all over her, and if your up high, you might as well pour some more shit on her with a bucket.
Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
johanblaze
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a friend told me to get a super soaker, and fill it with a mixture of cum and water. pull up to her at a stop light, roll down my window, and douse her is seamen infested water.
flippintricker
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i was the other guy
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johanblaze
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she has herpes
johanblaze
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no i wasn't serious. otherwise i would have it too.
kjfreerider
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break into her house steal abunch o stuff and sell it to people at your school
dont get it twisted
dont get it twisted
freestyle_rich
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how about u sneak into her house at night while shes sleepin and start jerkin it over her face so all your cum goes into her mouth
id say stuff her exhaust pipe with alot of stuff like potatos, poop, and other fruit and stuff then it will fuck her car up when she trys to start it.
or put this stuff called thermite on the hood of her car then light it and it will burn through all the way to the pavement.
or put this stuff called thermite on the hood of her car then light it and it will burn through all the way to the pavement.
johanblaze
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i thought about putting a bomb under her parents bed and blow them to hell while they are sleeping.
Dr.Barq
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a bunch of seniors that go to my school tried to get back at the one kids ex girl friend and put stuff all over her car like syrup and milk and all this random stuff and it messed up the cars paint and her dad was real mad and found out who did it and filed reports on em and they all got fined the cost of new paint and fines from the cops and every thing and the girl wasnt even that mad, her dad was the one mad. so i say you get her where its accually gonna make her mad, unless she really likes her car then go for it.
french_fry
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PHOTOSHOP, create pictures of her having sex with celebrities or guys at school and post that all over your school, staying anonymous. Humiliation for satisfaction!
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the_hawk_of_europe
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mix lsd in here food and film here
johanblaze
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best advice yet! i love it.
wuestinator
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get her so wasted she passes out. put her in a running car in the garage. sleepy time.
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Lé.Skiing
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if she was a bitch, why would you want her back?
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